 He's at it
again...
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Alright! Time for Part Two of the
hottest new series! "Let's Play Something Else!" |
This time, America's outside on a beautiful morning. He's holding
a football. One of his footballs. Even more surprisingly,
he's not alone.
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Time for a little sampler of the
greatest game on Earth! Football! |
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American football. What part
of this game involves feet? Somebody tell me, please. |
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It's a game so great, the rest of the
world has to stamp my name on it! Shame NFL Europe
bombed and Germany doesn't
have any more goalposts lying around. |
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Or a hundred kilos of body armour. |
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But you're still playing, right
England? |
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Hell, why not? After yesterday's
match, I might even be able to beat you at this. |
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Too bad because we're on the same
team! It's Allies vs. Axis! |
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But it's just us four. |
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Not to mention how highly
inappropriate that is. |
Germany doesn't want to mention that he's still getting the hang
of American football while America and Canada are pros... and
America forces it down England's gullet often enough.
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There he is! Find anybody else who
wanted to play? |
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It was very odd. When I told them we
were playing American football, everybody ran away.
Except Italy. |
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PASTA!! |
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Do either of you know anything about
American football? |
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Yes. I read about it in a manga once.
I'm intrigued. |
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This is that game with the pile of
twenty guys huddled around the ball, right? |
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That's rugby. |
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Not necessarily. Now let's play!
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Despite Germany's protests, it's him, Japan and Italy against
America, Canada and England.
America plays quarterback, naturally, while Germany tries to guard him.
Canada runs right past Italy, who stands still. America throws a long bomb that
Canada catches for an easy touchdown.
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ITALY! You were supposed to guard
him! |
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Guard who? |
Team Germany doesn't fare very well as America and Canada knock
down all of Germany's passes, except for one. Italy's open in the
end zone, but heads the ball out of bounds.
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Excuse me. Would be all right if we
tried something? |
Why the hell not? On the next play, Italy runs out for a pass
like always, but Germany fakes and tosses back to Japan. Japan
dashes forward at an alarming speed, juking past a diving England. A
nasty crossover step even fools America and Japan darts by him as
well.
It just leaves Canada. Japan runs right at him... and then right through
Canada as if he wasn't there. Touchdown!
Germany's stunned. America wants to get the ball back.
They keep playing, somehow keeping things pretty even.
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All right! Last play of the game.
Here we go! |
It's another deep pass. It's all America knows how to do.
But England gets past Japan! He's wide open! America throws a perfect spiral!
Easy touchdown!
No... the ball bounces off England's fingertips and falls to the ground. England
tries to recover it, but fails.
Humiliated, England trudges his way back to the huddle. America cracks a
smile and opens his mouth.
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Not. A. Word. |
Day 9
Turkey vs. Latvia
France vs. Hong Kong - Denmark vs. Finland
If you think American football is odd, let's not get into Australian
football.
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G'day everybody! Today we've got a...
we've got... you won't let me describe it as a great set
of matches, will ya? |
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Nope. Turkey vs. Latvia. France vs.
Hong Kong and Denmark vs. Finland. None of the three are
at all balanced, but they should settle who advances in Groups
D and E. |
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Of course, we have had surprises
before and Denmark-Finland has a whole 'nother element
involved. But we'll get to that one in a moment. First
off we have Turkey-Latvia, which may not be so bad.
Lithuania gave Spain quite a scare yesterday, and let's
not forget the Euro 2004 qualifiers. |
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Right, right, we mentioned that
Latvia qualified for Euro 2004. He beat Turkey in a
playoff to get there. Latvia gave Spain all he could as
well, and looked downright competent at times. But
Turkey looked very good in his first match too, getting four
goals in the first half against Lithuania. |
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Perhaps the question is whether
Latvia and Lithuania are better than they appear or if
Spain's pacing himself to stay fresh for the rest of the
tournament. |
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If he is, then Turkey really has an
opportunity to do some damage. A win should give Turkey
the tie-breaker advantage, which would decide who wins
the group if he and Spain draw in their third match. |
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That's significant as they play Group
C in the round of 16 and whoever wins that group is
going to really be tough. |
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Still, Latvia will try to stand in
Turkey's way. We hope. Taiwan's with the little bugger
in Frankfurt. |
Latvia is shaking in his kit.
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For most of the game, you did all
right against Spain. Now comes Turkey, who did quite a
number on Lithuania early on. Does your strategy change
against a different opponent? |
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No, my strategy's pretty much hold
onto the ball and hope Turkey doesn't get his hands on
it. Kinda what I did last time. |
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That is different than the way
Lithuania played. He shelled up on defense and tried not
to allow anything through. |
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Yeah, but that means the other guy
gets to hold onto the ball. I don't think that's a good
idea. When Turkey has the ball, he can do things with
it. Very unpleasant things. |
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Well, a possession-based strategy is
a good start, I guess. Best of luck to you, Latvia. |
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Day 9-
Frankfurt |
Match 24 |
Group D |
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TURKEY |
vs. |
LATVIA |
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Say this much about Latvia- he puts his plan into practice. Both sides fight
for possession, so the game is centered around midfield early on. Of course,
Turkey's not playing defensively either, so things move back and forth pretty
quickly. Neither side is able to get to the goal, but Latvia seems to get
closest in the first few minutes.
Turkey fixes that soon enough.
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Latvia has it in his own half, slowly
getting it down the pitch. Errant pass, stolen by
Turkey! Quick pass up and he's through the defense!
Speeds towards goal, into the box! Keeper rushes in and
knocks the shot away! Latvia picks up the scraps. |
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Possession-wise, Latvia's doing a
nice job, but he's so uncertain when he has the ball
that he isn't able to muster much of an offense. It's
not like Turkey doesn't have holes here. |
Latvia does a little better, passing around the box to get a good, clean shot
off that Turkey has to defend. Turkey's response is to play a little faster in
hopes of outrunning the kid. Somehow, Latvia is able to keep up and get the ball
back... at which point, he promptly slows it down again.
Simply due to the amount of time he takes compared to Turkey's speed
approach, Latvia holds a possession advantage. Most of the time, he isn't able
to do anything with it, but every so often he gets a scare in.
Latvia figures out Turkey's game and positions himself well enough to
defend when Turkey starts going quickly, but Turkey also strikes some fear into
Latvia's heart.
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Turkey down the sideline, crosses the
halfline, Latvia's there to meet him. Sneaks by- nice
move! Plays a quick, long ball to the top of the box.
Can he get a head on that? He can! Towards goal! Over the
crossbar! |
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That's the kind of dashing play
Turkey can give you. Ball crosses a lot of ground in a
hurry and was just a little high in the end. Goal kick
for Latvia. |
Turkey's aim is to play quickly and tire out Latvia, but so far
Latvia hasn't bitten. He's done enough to keep Turkey away from the
goal, but isn't turning the game into a track meet. Over time,
Turkey starts to wear himself out and Latvia is able to get a little
deeper and possess a little more.
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Latvia holding onto it for a long
time now. You can see Turkey's getting a bit restless.
We're 30 minutes in and scoreless and Latvia seems happy
with that. |
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At the same time, he is around
Turkey's box. Could he find something here? Gets it into
the box, but Turkey's all over him. Passes outside,
tripped! Foul's called! Where was that? |
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Was that in the box? This could be a
penalty! |
It's a harrowing moment, but Seychelles points just outside of
the box for Latvia to take a free kick.
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Not even a card for that? |
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No, just a free kick. He was trying
for the ball... enough. |
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Crisis averted for Turkey. Ref calls
for a free kick, but it's still perilously close to
goal. |
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Not a crisis, but Turkey may have to
step it up on defense here. It's close enough where even
Latvia could pull something off. Turkey's barking
orders, setting up his wall in just the right spot.
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Everybody's ready. Latvia tees it up
and he fires it over the wall! At goal! Turkey dives and
punches it clear! Defender gets it and sends it away! So
close! |
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You want close, look at the replay:
Turkey punched it off the crossbar! What a play that
was! |

Suddenly, Latvia is intent on not only holding the ball, but doing something
with it. Over the next few minutes, he gets a little bit of confidence with his
attacking and shooting, and Turkey is forced to concentrate his effort on
defense. While Turkey tries to break it a couple times on counter-attacks,
Latvia runs the show for some time.
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Latvia passes it in but gets nowhere.
Turkey pressures him, he passes it outside... around...
back into the box on the other end. The shot, past the
keeper! GOAL! Latvia scores!! |
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Oh, yes! He'd been running things
nicely for the last several minutes and finally squirts
one through! Just a quick desperate flick of his leg
gets past the keeper and just curls inside the post.
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40' - GOAL (LVA) - Latvia 1, Turkey 0
Initially, Latvia uses the momentum to do the exact same thing, almost
heading another home a minute later. But Turkey shuts it down and gets it
downfield. So Latvia tries again.
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Latvia crosses midfield with it.
Stopped this time, stolen by Turkey and here comes the
counterattack! Three Turks rushing forward, around the
defenders! One into the box and shoots! Keeper gets a
piece but straight to a second! Turkey walks it in! Tie
game! |
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Wow, a frightening counterattack from
Turkey! Just blitzed down the field. There was almost
nothing Latvia could have done about it. Fast response
from Turkey, who had been kinda quiet up to this point. |

43' - GOAL (TUR) - Latvia 1, Turkey 1
Latvia, naturally, is content now going into halftime tied.
Turkey isn't.
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Turkey still looking for something
before halftime as we enter the final minute. Runs into
Latvia and loses the ball. Oh no! Latvia can't get it
back! Turkey swoops in and intercepts! Fires! SCORES!
Turkey takes over before halftime! |
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Maybe this is why Latvia didn't want
to rely on his defense. Not a bad formation, but he
can't get control of the loose ball and Turkey charges
in again and drives it home. All that and Latvia will
trail at halftime. |
45' - GOAL (TUR) - Turkey 2, Latvia 1
That does bring us to halftime and Australia and Cuba have a lot to discuss.
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So the game started with forty
minutes of stalemate... and it seemed like Latvia was in
control for most of it. |
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Considering how Turkey scored at will
against Lithuania, the fact that Latvia not only kept
Turkey off the board, but limited his shots, was
remarkable. Latvia was the better team in the first
half. |
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He was, but Turkey responded late.
Quite impressive, those two late goals. |
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It was. Turkey's sneaky like that.
And that's what they'll remember in the locker room. No
matter how well Latvia played, Turkey has all the
momentum and he'll do his best to keep it in the second
half. |
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Sad too, because Latvia's best
strategy is probably stick to his plans. |
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Yep, and Turkey pretty much spoiled
the chance of Latvia doing that. Even if he did, he's
gotta be thinking about those vicious counterattacks. |
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Let's get back into it then. |
The good news is that Latvia is still intent on possession and
keeping Turkey away from the ball.
The bad news is that he's gotten really frantic in his efforts to both
achieve this and equalize. The results are pretty ugly as he pushes forward a
little too haphazardly, resulting in easy turnovers.
After ten minutes, Turkey's the one firing at will.
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Turkey gets it into the box for a
shot! Knocked away again. Back to Turkey and another
shot! Again knocked away! Latvia clears it deep. |
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Just a barrage now. Turkey's turning
this into a dodgeball game. |
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Turkey with it back, dribbles up to
the circle, launches it! IT'S IN! Nasty stuff from
outside the eighteen-yard box and Turkey leads 3-1!
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That's not fair! Turkey may have had
a slow start today, but he has been producing some of
the most beautiful goals of this tournament! That ball
had thrusters on it! |

53' - GOAL (TUR) - Turkey 3, Latvia 1
Latvia forces himself to try to calm down by playing keepball for a few
minutes. Eventually, he forces himself to try for goal again, but Turkey's ready
and waiting on defense... and those counter-attacks that served him so well.
As the game goes on, Latvia seems to wear out a bit and Turkey possesses a
little more, focusing on denying Latvia's offense. He'll counter and attempt to
score when the opportunity strikes, but he's more and more accepting of a 3-1
final.
With twenty minutes left, it didn't look like anything would stand in
Turkey's way.
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Latvia past midfield, trying to get
past Turkey. Hasn't been able to lately. |
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Come on! This can't be all you have! |
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Latvia dribbles, good crossover step
gets past him! Set to pass but a hard, high tackle from
behind sends him down. Whistle blows and Seychelles
reaches for her pocket. |
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*holds up a red card* That was
too reckless right there, Turkey! I've gotta send you
off for that. |
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What? Come on, I'm just having a
little fun with him. He's fine! |
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Ow... that almost hit my groin. |
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If it had, I would have forfeited,
but- |
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Get lost! |
The man advantage does add a little bit of boost to Latvia's
chances.
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Latvia gets close to the box, but
Turkey's defenders are still plentiful. |
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If anything, they'll be growing.
Turkey definitely won't be pushing hard for a fourth
goal now. |
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Latvia passes around, shot from
outside the box! Past the diving keeper but it's wide! |
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Nice shot though. That had a pretty
curl on it, but not quite enough to catch the far post. |
Latvia keeps on trying now and Turkey keeps denying everything
without much of a problem for the next few minutes.
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Latvia with a corner kick here.
Playing it quickly at least. |
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He's only got what? Thirteen minutes
left? At least he's in the game still. |
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Kick's away... Latvia gets a head on
it! Towards goal and off Turkey's foot... bounces... IN!
Latvia's within one! Definitely redirected off Turkey's
foot; that could be an own goal. |
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...yep, scorers calling that an own
goal, but it's a harsh one. Really, you have to credit
Latvia for getting good pressure on him late. I wouldn't
exactly call it a mistake on Turkey's part, but I'm not
the official scorer. |
77' - GOAL (LVA) - Turkey 3, Latvia 2
Turkey's new strategy is pure stalling. He kills time in every way possible,
rushing back on defense once Latvia gets control again.
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Turkey along the sideline, but Latvia
takes it back, moving quickly down the sides. There's a
cross! Striker's in position outside the box! Heads it!
No! Just over the bar! Latvia dangerously close to
equalizing with ten minutes left. |
One of the strange quirks with Turkey's stalling tactics is the
way he kicks forward without really setting up an offense. A
striker's there, but because Latvia's playing so far forward in
search of an equalizer, Turkey gets caught offside several times in
the final minutes. Each of these, of course, results in possession
for Latvia.
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Latvia gets it back quickly, pushing
forward in a hurry. |
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Three minutes left, so he's in full
crisis mode. |
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Down the sides and fires off a cross!
But nobody's there but Turkey. Turkey heads it... bad
bounce off his head, it's heading for- NO! IT WENT IN!
Errant header off Turkey goes in and it's square! |
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Oh! What a disaster! I don't know
what he was trying to do with it. Was he trying to send
it behind him, to the keeper... I don't know. It just
bounced up and arched backwards. No way the keeper could
get there in time. Just had to watch it go in. |
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Turkey was three minutes away from
qualifying for the Round of 16 along with Spain. Now he
may have just gifted a point to little Latvia. |

87' - GOAL (LVA) - Turkey 3, Latvia 3
Turkey is staring at the ball, smiling in a complete stupor. He looks around
the stadium. What had once been a constant cheering, bolstered by Germany's
large Turkish population, has fallen into stunned silence in seconds. Turkey's
shell-shock lasts into the resumption of play, giving Latvia a couple chances to
take the lead. But he survives and snaps out of it in time to return some
pressure on Latvia.
But in the end, that was the defining play of the game.
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And that is the game. Turkey had the
win in hand, but hands it away in a moment of sheer... I
don't know what to call it. |
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He flubbed it. I don't think there's
any two ways about it. I've never seen anything like
that. Turkey had it. It was all his and it just slipped
through his fingers. |
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Meanwhile, Latvia's just rushing off
the field. Have a drink, lad, and enjoy the draw. You're
not dead yet. |
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Day 9-
Frankfurt |
Match 24 |
Group D |
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TURKEY |
3:3
FT |
LATVIA |
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43'
45'
53' |
Sukur
Ateş
Sahin |
Referee SEY |
Verpakovskis
Seyhan (OG)
Alpay (OG) |
40'
77'
87' |
Have fun talking to Turkey, Taiwan!
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Well, uh... I'll say this much... now
I know why you're wearing a mask. |
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Yeah... no kidding. I was trying to
send it backwards and out of the box and it just went
the wrong way. Quite the development. |
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The big development is that you still
have work to do to reach the next round. |
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Yes, I have to credit Latvia for
playing a good game. He always plays well against me for
some reason. Guess I just have another reason to beat
Spain now. |
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Actually, a draw would do fine. |
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I think I've had enough of draws
after today, thank you. Time to recover from this and
win this group! You haven't seen the last of Turkey. |
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Didn't think we did. Better luck
against Spain. |
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You too! |
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Thanks, Taiwan. Well, through the
first half I would have figured Latvia had a good
sporting chance. But I didn't expect it to come like
this. |
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Not at all. Just a shocking mistake
by Turkey, but you're right: Latvia really controlled
this game early. Regardless of how he got it, he
certainly did enough to deserve a point today. |
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And as such, he does have a chance of
advancing to the Round of 16. If he beats Lithuania and
Turkey loses to Spain, goal differential will decide
their fates. |
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When Latvia scored that last-second
goal against Spain, we wondered if it would hurt Spain's
chances of winning the group. Now it may be Latvia's
savior. |
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Of course, this does not change the
fact that Spain is now the first team to clinch a place
in the Round of 16. Had Latvia won, it would be a
different story, but the draw means Spain is definitely
in and Lithuania is definitely out. |
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Similar circumstances in Group E.
France and Denmark are in good shape; Hong Kong and
Finland are trying to stay alive tonight. Hong Kong
faces Les Bleus this evening. |
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Now Hong Kong was surprisingly
capable of exploiting Denmark's lack of concern for
defense. They scored three goals. Problem is, France has
shown no such weaknesses defensively, putting up a clean
sheet against Finland. |
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France won 4-0, so they certainly
didn't have much trouble on offense either. Really, it
was one of the most complete games we've seen so far and
I don't think Hong Kong can keep pace. |
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Either way, it's time to go to
Kaiserslautern and find out. |
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Day 9-
Kaiserslautern |
Match 25 |
Group E |
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FRANCE |
vs. |
HONG
KONG |
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As with last game, France is very relaxed and casual about this, despite the
stadium entirely full of adoring fans. He blows kisses to them, and his opponent
for that matter. Hong Kong is not amused by these shenanigans.
Not that it matters once the game starts. France continues to be very
easy-going with the ball, taking things slowly and surely, knowing he has plenty
of time. He also has plenty of defense, as Hong Kong is unable to advance past
France's defenders.
That's not to say France isn't shooting. He's taking his time and setting up
good shots. There isn't much in the way of breakaways, but Hong Kong is
definitely unable to compete with France.
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France passing it around the box,
trying to set up another shot here. |
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I like France's pace. He knows he
doesn't have to force it. Just get your shots in and
eventually one of them will fall. |
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Into the box but Hong Kong kicks it
away, back to France! Up to the edge of the box- hard
shot! Hong Kong dives in and knocks it away! |
France has been doing such a good job controlling the pace that it takes
fifteen minutes for Hong Kong to get a shot off. He evades enough midfielders to
get a cross off, which is headed straight into the goalkeeper's awaiting arms.
France takes over.
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France into Hong Kong territory down
the sideline. Crosses it all the way to the other
sideline! Gets it on the other end and rushes up the
other side. Outruns Hong Kong and crosses it into the
box. Header to the far post IS IN! France on the board
with a tidy goal. |
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Yep, that's how it's done. Power,
speed and a nice header to the far post. France is back
on top. |

18' - GOAL (FRA) - France 1, Hong Kong 0
Hong Kong shows a little more promise in the coming minutes with some good
passing, but runs into a French wall each time. France continues to impress.
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France passes into the box. Defender
blocks it. It's loose heading to the goal line! France
gets there! Flips it back. Diving header! Off the post!
Hong Kong gets it back. |
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Nice. Great bit of improvising there.
Not a goal but it was sure pretty. |
While France pushes a little harder for a second goal, Hong Kong
has started to figure out France's defenses. He gets a couple shots
off, but they're either easily saved or sail wide. But at least he's
playing.
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France up to midfield, down the left
side, pass stolen by Hong Kong! Passes it down the
sideline, well marked by a pair of French midfielders.
Oh, Hong Kong slams on the brakes and fools them. Room
to cross! It's up and into the box. He gets a piece...
GOAL! How did he do that?! |
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That's how an underdog equalizes.
Quick stop and a quicker cross, and then Hong Kong
somehow gets the header off over three defenders in the
box. First goal France has given up in the tournament,
and he didn't give up lightly, but it is 1-all. |

29' - GOAL (HKG) - France 1, Hong Kong 1
France smiles it off and nods at Hong Kong.
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I see you're as stubborn as your old
man. |
While France continues to play it cool, Hong Kong tries to step
up the pace, playing more faster and more aggressively. It throws
France off for a few minutes, but he gets the ball back and promptly
goes into a proper attack mode.
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France around the box. Looking for
something, passes in... then out again. Top of the box,
ready to shoot- diving tackle by Hong Kong! This could
be trouble. |
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*holds up red card* He was
taking a shot. That's a red! |
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Trouble indeed as Hong Kong is sent
off! |
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That's too bad. Once again, Hong Kong
loses a man for disrupting a clear scoring opportunity.
As if France didn't have enough of an advantage already.
|
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That's now the third straight game
where a player has been sent off. That's unfortunate. |
France now has a clear possession advantage and uses it in a
surprising way. Hong Kong has been stopping most of France's shots,
so France tries a new approach- taking quicker, sudden shots hoping
to catch their keeper off guard.
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France threatening, quick pass to the
side of the box. One-two-what a save! Quick shot by
France but Hong Kong reacts in time to block it! |
Hong Kong puts on a brilliant goaltending display as France
continues to try to catch him off guard. Time and time again, Hong
Kong is able to react in time to block the shot and the half ends
1-1. Vietnam catches up to Hong Kong on the way in.
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Some great work in the net and you're
still alive in this one. How do you like your chances in
the second half down a man? |
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Fine. Nothing he has done has
surprised me. |
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Are you going to focus on defense and
holding him to a draw or will you try to go on the
attack in the second half? |
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I'm not sure. I'll think about it. |
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That's all I'm probably going to get
from you, huh? |
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Probably. |
Back in the booth, Australia and Cuba are impressed.
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Well, a pretty good match so far on
both ends. France is controlling the ball well and Hong
Kong is keeping him out of the net. |
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It is, and I'm sure a lot of fans are
wondering why France is tied to someone as low on the
ladder as Hong Kong, but really France is playing just
fine. Hong Kong has just really stepped it up on defense
and scored a goal that France did everything he could to
stop. |
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Hong Kong is undoubtedly best served
playing for a draw, but what's France to do? |
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Generally, he's free to keep
possessing and setting up good shots, but I like how he
mixed some quick tries in there, even if they weren't
as solid. Doing something unpredictable is probably the
best way to catch Hong Kong napping. |
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Time to get out there for the second
half! |
Hong Kong runs out there and immediately attacks, getting off a
dangerous shot that France knocks off the crossbar before clearing.
With that out of the way, France heads back down.
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France gunning it down the field,
setting up a cross. It's away and headed, but not a
strong one. Keeper knocks it away, bounces away, France
slides in- SCORES! Finishes the job on the second try. |
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Good hustle by France to set that up
but for all the compliments we've given Hong Kong's
keeper, he should have had that one. You were right on
that call: it wasn't a strong header. Gotta get a hold
of those so France doesn't get a second try. |
48' - GOAL (FRA) - France 2, Hong Kong 1
Now with the lead and never having lost any confidence to begin with, France
continues to maintain control.
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France at midfield, slowing it down,
passed and intercepted! Hong Kong swoops in and gets
past the defense! Wide open breakaway! Or not! France's
defenders catch up to him and squeeze him out of there.
No shot and France takes over. |
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Wow. That's nice to have. Really,
France's defenders have done a fantastic job today
considering how little help they're getting from their
midfielders. |
France has also gone back to setting up his shots. With complete
control of possession, he passes and shoots at his leisure. Hong
Kong's keeper doesn't let anything by, but doesn't look nearly as
certain as he did towards the end of the first half.
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France passes into the box, pops it
up into the air. Up for grabs! Off a defender, back to
France, collects, strikes, scores! 3-1! |
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Bit of fancy ball handling there by
France. Nice job collecting that, getting it down and
then burying it into the goal. The favorites starting to
pull away here. Things looking bleak for Hong Kong. |

There are two things to notice here that I'm not going to drag into the
narrative. Feel free to laugh at both.
58' - GOAL (FRA) - France 3, Hong Kong 1
Hong Kong gets it back and at least gets it to the other end, earning a
corner kick.
 |
Rare corner for Hong Kong here. Let's
see what he has set up. Shots away, but France knocks it
down. Pops right up into the air! Hong Kong heads it!
Goal! Hong Kong sees a tiny window of opportunity and
just gets enough on the ball to get past the keeper. |
 |
France won't live that one down any
time soon, but yeah, so many things going on in these
set pieces that it's hard to react when the ball pops
right up like that. Hong Kong was on top of it though
and got in a soft header that found the net and got him
back to within one. |

60' - GOAL (HKG) - France 3, Hong Kong 2
Hong Kong tries to use his momentum, but France is ready for it on defense.
Hong Kong gets a couple shots off, but one is easily saved and the other goes
over the bar.
With Hong Kong insisting on playing at a more relentless pace, France isn't
nearly as confident with things. All in all, they're about even on possession.
 |
Hong Kong in quickly now. Stops to
set up a pass and he's tackled. There's the whistle. |
 |
Stern look from Cameroon, but no
card. That's fair, France was trying for the ball and
just missed. Still, Hong Kong gets a free kick from a
dangerous spot. |
 |
France builds a wall and Hong Kong
gets ready. Can he equalize here? It's away! Past the
wall! Diving save by France! Incredible save to preserve
the lead! |
France's defense doesn't budge and he is able to get a little more control
over things, slow the game down and chew the clock.
 |
Up to the box, passing it up, then
over to the side. Hard, fast cross into the box! Header... GOAL! France back up by two! |
 |
Starting to see some power now from
France! All of those passes were rockets, including that
cross. The only thing with a bit of loft was that shot!
That's how you pad a lead. |
77' - GOAL (FRA) - France 4, Hong Kong 2
And yet, Hong Kong responds.
 |
Hong Kong racing down the sideline,
midfielder step-for-step with him. Long pass into the
box! Connects! Was he onside? |
 |
Must be, there's no flag! Takes a
shot! Goal! Hong Kong with a hustle goal to get back
into it! Wow! |
 |
France scores with power and Hong
Kong answers with speed and timing. Looking at the
replay, his striker was just barely onside as he ran
past France's defense. This is not over yet! |
77' - GOAL (HKG) - France 4, Hong Kong 3
Yes it is...
 |
France up the middle, puts on the
burners now! Along the side of the box. Takes a shot!
Knocked away but a second player finishes! One more for
Les Bleus! |
 |
Every time Hong Kong gets close,
France jumps farther ahead. What a show he is putting on
today! He might be the best team in the tournament so
far. |
81' - GOAL (FRA) - France 5, Hong Kong 3
The game continues, but neither team scores and France and his fans are
thrilled to have their second victory. Hong Kong quietly walks off while France
basks in his glory a little longer.
|
Day 9-
Kaiserslautern |
Match 25 |
Group E |
 |
FRANCE |
5:3
FT |
HONG
KONG |
 |
18'
48'
58'
77'
81' |
Henry
Trezeguet
Henry
Henry
Henry |
Referee
CMR |
Sham
Wong
Sham |
29'
60'
77' |
Vietnam has no trouble finding him.
 |
Another match, another fabulous win
and now you're all but assured a spot in the next round. |
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Cherie, why stop there? I want to
reach the top! This was but a performance piece! |
 |
If so, there were some questions
around the intermission. You gave up three goals, two of
them while he was short-handed. |
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He... he played all right. Had a
quickness to him. But I'm happy with the way I played
and I look forward to a real treat against Denmark. |
 |
How closely will you be watching
tonight's game? |
 |
Oh, I'll curl up with some wine and a
warm body and take a look. Care to join me? |
 |
*sighs* France, we've been
over this before. |
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Call me if you're free tonight. |
 |
Help me, Australia. |
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Maybe we should let her take her oar for protection. |
 |
Oi. Regardless, a big win for France.
Barring something incredible, he's a safe bet to advance
to the knockouts and the way he's playing you have to
like his chances. |
 |
I really do. So far, France is the
only team that's been really impressive in both matches.
To get deep into the tournament, he'll need to win the
group, though, so his next match with Denmark is key. |
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Denmark is up next, and he could
clinch it for both himself and France with a win over
Finland. |
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Yep, Nordic fight! That's about all
they have in common, however. Denmark set the current
single-match high with 7 goals on Hong Kong. Finland was
the first team to get shut out, losing 4-nil to France. |
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But Denmark is not as strong
defensively as France. I can see Finland getting a
couple goals here. |
 |
Maybe, but I just don't think he has
the weapons on offense to keep up. Taiwan is with him in
Cologne for a few words. |
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Finland, second match and still
looking for your first goal. And you've got Denmark.
Strong on offense, but let Hong Kong score three on him.
What's your reaction? |
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I'm excited to go out there and give
it another shot. I learned a lot in my first match and I
think I can get a couple past him. |
 |
Does your history with Denmark give
you a little extra motivation? |
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Uh, maybe a little. But all that's in
the past, so I haven't really thought about it. |
 |
... |
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Not that it wasn't important! It's
very important that I do my best to beat Denmark! |
 |
W... where did Sweden come from? |
 |
Bathroom. |
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Here to root on Finland, I suppose? |
|
|
Sweden glares at her and nods
slowly. Taiwan backs away. |
|
Day 9-
Cologne |
Match 26 |
Group E |
 |
DENMARK |
vs. |
FINLAND |
 |
Denmark is aggressive early, while Finland plays defensively. Big shocker
there.
The two pretty much cancel each other out. Denmark keeps possession for the
opening minutes, but Finland's hard defense prevents him from getting any good
shots through.
If Finland is ever able to get the ball out of his box and move forward,
which is rare, he hangs on to it and tries to find a gap in Denmark's defenses.
They exist, but he's not fast enough to pounce on them.
 |
Finland along the halfline, looks for
something, sees it! Up the middle to his striker! Has a
breakaway! Open into the box but the keeper falls on the
ball. No shot. |
 |
Denmark's quest for that early goal
is leaving his defense a little thin, but so far we
haven't seen enough to believe Finland can exploit it. |
Possession ends up about even from that point as things get bogged down.
Denmark would have the advantage if he didn't take the direct approach and fire
as many shots as quickly as he can. Finland takes more time when he has the
ball.
 |
Denmark approaching once more, down
the side of the box. Sets up a close cross. Buddy heads
it. Finland dives in front of the shot! Sacrificing the
body to keep it out of goal! |
 |
Great save there. Great shot too. No
fruit yet for Denmark, but it seems inevitable. |
Except Finland's possessions are starting to get deeper and deeper into
Danish territory. As the half continues, Finland begins to take an advantage,
passing around the box and looking for an opening he can take advantage. He gets
a few shots and corner kicks, but isn't able to do much with it.
 |
Finland playing very well at this
point, but he still lacks finishing power. It was his
problem in the France game and it's becoming a problem
now. He can tee it up well enough, but he just can't
punch it home. |
Denmark gets it back in time, but rather than try to turn
momentum around, he gets a couple quick shots off and ends up giving
it right back to Finland. As Finland continues to hold the ball,
Denmark gets a little antsy.
 |
Passes up and heads back to the
sideline. Denmark chases, trying not to allow the cross. |
|
|
Finland holds it there for a
moment, weighing his options. He smiles reflexively. |
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Denmark getting impatient, tries a
tackle... hooks his leg and brings him down! |
 |
There's a whistle. This is a card for
sure. He was nowhere near the ball. |
|
|
Thailand produces a red card.
Denmark throws his hands up. |
 |
What?! Really?! |
 |
And that's it! Another red card, this
time to Denmark! |
 |
Revolting development, but I can't
argue with this one. He just wanted to take Finland out
and didn't hide it or nothing. |
 |
That levels the playing field
substantially. |
 |
It does. This one should be about
even now. |
 |
After the player is sent off, Finland
sets up for the free kick. Quick pass along the ground!
Redirected to goal! Denmark knocks it away. Good try. |
 |
It worked for Hong Kong on him last
game. Worth a shot. |
You didn't think being down a man would stop the Denmark attack,
did you? He goes right back to work, setting up a header that goes
just over the bar.
Finland tries to use the extra man to his advantage, passing around and
trying to outwit the depleted Denmark, but all of his efforts still end up with
him needing to make a clutch shot and nothing happens.
Denmark continues to opt for power.
 |
Denmark along the side of the box,
sets up a cross. Header is off the crossbar! But
someone's waiting for it! Goal! Denmark gets on the
board! |
 |
No, no wait! The offside flag is up! |
 |
What? Oh, it is! The goal is waved
off and it's a free kick for Finland. What happened? |
 |
Denmark was too far ahead. You can't
be past all the defenders during shots to catch rebounds
and stuff. Tough break for Denmark. |

Denmark smiles and shakes his head at Thailand. A few minutes later he gets a
second chance.
 |
Denmark in, tries for a header. Good
one but it's knocked away. Finland clears out, but
Denmark's back on it. Crosses back in. Headed down. He
strikes it- Bullseye! No doubt about that one! |
 |
Now that's finishing power! Denmark
gets a small window and just smashed it. There was
nothing that keeper could have done about it and Denmark
gets a 1-0 lead. |

38' - GOAL (DEN) - Denmark 1, Finland 0
Having seized the momentum, Denmark looks for more, this time sneaking in a
few longer possessions with his quick strikes. Finland gets a little scared once
Denmark starts to dominate, and his tackles aren't as accurate. He draws a
yellow card after missing the ball completely at midfield. Denmark doesn't take
the offense well and earns a yellow of his own a minute later.
That's about all the action until halftime.
 |
So far Finland playing much better
this game, but it's Denmark who's able to get the goal. |
 |
In the end, Denmark was able to get a
goal and that's what counts. If he wants, he can focus a
couple extra players on defense and make up for the
missing man. It would involve thinking defensively and
that's not all that Danish, but it's a smart move and he
should be fine without the extra attacker. |
 |
Especially if Finland comes out of
his shell, which he has, and which he must continue to
do so to stay alive in the tournament. |
 |
At least he's recognized that. I'm
not counting Finland out just yet, since he's playing
well and still has the man advantage no matter what
Denmark does. He does have to recover from the goal
though. He looked a bit shell-shocked. |
 |
All right. Let's return to the
action. |
Both sides kick it back and forth to start the second half, so it
takes a while to get going. Finland is able to make a quick pass to
set up a breakaway, but he still can't put it home and Denmark takes
over.
Denmark eventually starts to seize on it.
 |
Denmark with a long pass into the
box, but Finland well on it and knocks it down. It's
lose! Denmark there with a quick shot! Oh, headfirst
slide by the keeper to come up with it! |
 |
Finland hasn't had too many defensive
lapses, and even then it was a tough ball to handle. But
Denmark was on it like a hawk and almost doubled his
lead. |
Denmark continues to dominate with the ball. Clearly, he wants
one more before closing shop.
 |
Denmark clears out of his box. Up to
midfield, but Finland's there to take it. He runs
forward, spots and opening and past the defense! Into
the box, takes his shot! Knocked away. But his mate gets
it, open net! GOAL! Finland equalizes on the second
chance! |
 |
Finland! Welcome to the World Cup!
After 140 scoreless minutes, he finally gets one through
after a breakaway. The first shot was good enough to
prevent the keeper from catching it and the second was a
piece of cake. |

54' - GOAL (FIN) - Denmark 1, Finland 1
Finland is ecstatic. He races to the sidelines, leaps up and high-fives
Sweden before returning to the pitch. Denmark shakes off giving up the goal, but
really glares at Sweden before putting it back into play.
As you would imagine, the game really intensifies now. The pace increases and
both sides seem to kick it harder. This goes for defense as well, so neither
sees any real progress, but as the kids say- It's On Now.
One thing to note is that Finland's shots seem to be a little harder now as
he gains confidence. He delivers a pretty hard header that Denmark's keeper is
only barely able to hang on to. He's starting to figure this out.
 |
Throw in now for Finland in Denmark
territory. Short throw, but quickly passed to the top of
the box. Passes in but blocked by Den- no, Finland gets
it back. Around a defender. The shot! GOAL! Finland
takes the lead! |
 |
Now that's more like it! Denmark
knocks down the first pass, but Finland sneaks in, gets
around him and hits a great shot that curls just past
the keeper. That was huge! |
 |
Happy to see Finland trying for the
win as well. |
 |
Yeah, technically he's still alive
with a draw, but it's unlikely after dropping four goals
to France. A win tonight gives him a great shot of
advancing though! He'd just need to beat Hong Kong and
hope Denmark doesn't beat France. |
61' - GOAL (FIN) - Finland 2, Denmark 1
While he's high on his cloud, Finland's not letting up, almost putting a
third through on a botched corner kick defense. As Denmark starts to regain
momentum, the game really opens up as both sides see plenty of chances and
neither is all that focused on midfield play.
 |
Finland gets it back and passes-
stolen by Denmark! Charges in, but defenders are there.
Opts for the side and a cross. Header is tipped off the
crossbar! Finland clears it way out of bounds for a
throw. |
As time wears on and only 20 minutes remain, Denmark starts to
possess it much more and Finland focuses on defense again. For the
most part, Finland is okay with this as he's still able to keep
Denmark out of the goal. He gets it back for a few minutes and
passes it around to run down the clock.
But the real kicker for Denmark is the number of players in Finland's box.
He's got it covered so much that Denmark has no way of getting through. Signs of
frustration are showing as Denmark starts to make some passing mistakes that
lead to turnovers.
Finland tries to attack once with eight minutes left, but Denmark takes care
of it and produces a scary counterattack. Wisely, Finland sticks to defense.
With no way for his sudden strikes to work, Denmark has to play it smart,
slow down and look for an opening. Problem is the clock won't let him.
 |
Denmark crosses the center line and
holds it. Just nothing there for him. Passes up, a bit
off to the side. |
 |
Don't think he can get a cross off
either. |
 |
Nope, he passes it over... found
something! Passes right up the middle! He's onside,
dribbles into the box, fires, TIES IT! Denmark equalizes
with three minutes left in the game!! |
 |
Just a little feint opens up a big
hole down the middle and Denmark uses split-second
timing and a great shot to draw even! Denmark just saved
his World Cup right there! |

88' - GOAL (DEN) - Finland 2, Denmark 2
Denmark is exuberant and boisterous and lets Finland know the score.
 |
Oh yeah! That's how it's done, kid!
You can't top that! Bet I can get one more, watch! |
Yeah... his entire World Cup campaign was just spared and he's
looking to win it now.
 |
Time running out and Denmark still
playing like he's down! Quick pass up, and another! He
gets into the box, past a defender! Shot! Oh, it's wide!
Wide to the left! That was close! |
 |
He had the keeper beat too. A few
more feet and Denmark would have gone from facing an
uphill battle to clinching. |
 |
Finland kicks it back into play and
the final whistle blows. Denmark gets all he can handle
from Finland but escapes with a draw. |
 |
Great game from Finland. Like I said,
a draw probably won't be enough for him to advance, but
he should be happy about his performance today. Not too
many nations can get that close to beating Denmark. |
Finland is staring at his net, still stunned that Denmark got
past him in the end. He shakes his head sadly and turns away.
Sweden is directly in his face.
 |
Ah! What the? |
Sweden picks him up and hoists him onto his shoulders. He takes
him for a quick lap around the stadium, to the cheers of the crowd,
before heading back in.
|
Day 9-
Cologne |
Match 26 |
Group E |
 |
DENMARK |
2:2
FT |
FINLAND |
 |
38'
88' |
Tomasson
Tomasson |
Referee THA |
Eremenko
Kuql |
54'
61' |
Vietnam meets up with Denmark, who is still grinning.
 |
Down a goal against a stiff defense
with qualification on the line, how did you do it? |
 |
Do you have to ask? I'm Denmark! I am
unstoppable! You can't beat me! |
 |
It looked pretty doubtful until the
end there. |
 |
Just making things dramatic for the
cameras. Can't have Turkey's boner this afternoon
overshadowing my match. |
 |
What was it about Finland that made
him so hard to get around? |
 |
He settles in, doesn't go for broke
all that much. Taking too much advice from Sweden if you
ask me. It may have held me off, but where's the fun in
that? |
 |
Looking forward to the France match
then? He certainly doesn't play reserved. |
 |
I've been waiting for that for
months. I'm out to take this group and win this
tournament, and playing France is where you'll really
see what I can do. |
 |
Should be good. Thanks, Denmark. |
 |
Criticize the gameplan all you want,
but Finland pulled it off nicely. |
 |
He did, and he really didn't hole up
as much as Denmark says. He was aggressive when he was
supposed to be aggressive and protected the goal when he
was supposed to protect the goal. Great game for
Finland, certainly earned a point and it's a shame he
couldn't get more. |
 |
Funny how teams that played poorly in
their first game are impressive enough in the second to
make us sad to see them off. |
 |
Yeah, first Lithuania, now Finland.
|
 |
Mind you, Finland's not
mathematically eliminated, but he can only advance on
goal differential and Denmark has an eight goal
advantage. |
 |
Latvia's kinda in the same boat, but
he's only down four, which is a lot easier to make up.
Let's pull up the tables: |
Let's see the numbers:
| |
Group A |
Pld |
W |
D |
L |
GF |
GA |
GD |
Pts |
| |
Russia |
2 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
| |
Germany |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
3 |
| |
Greece |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
5 |
7 |
-2 |
3 |
| |
Hungary |
2 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
5 |
6 |
-1 |
1 |
|
| |
Group B |
Pld |
W |
D |
L |
GF |
GA |
GD |
Pts |
| |
Holland |
2 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
| |
Japan |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
3 |
| |
Canada |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
6 |
7 |
-1 |
3 |
| |
Belgium |
2 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
6 |
-5 |
1 |
|
| |
Group C |
Pld |
W |
D |
L |
GF |
GA |
GD |
Pts |
| |
England |
2 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
4 |
| |
Austria |
2 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
4 |
| |
Norway |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
5 |
6 |
-1 |
3 |
| |
Korea |
2 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
5 |
8 |
-3 |
0 |
|
| |
Group D |
Pld |
W |
D |
L |
GF |
GA |
GD |
Pts |
| |
Spain |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
6 |
| |
Turkey |
2 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
4 |
| |
Latvia |
2 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
5 |
7 |
-2 |
1 |
| |
Lithuania |
2 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
3 |
6 |
-3 |
0 |
|
| |
Group E |
Pld |
W |
D |
L |
GF |
GA |
GD |
Pts |
| |
France |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
9 |
3 |
6 |
6 |
| |
Denmark |
2 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
9 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
| |
Finland |
2 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
2 |
6 |
-4 |
1 |
| |
Hong Kong |
2 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
6 |
12 |
-6 |
0 |
|
| |
Group F |
Pld |
W |
D |
L |
GF |
GA |
GD |
Pts |
| |
Egypt |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
3 |
| |
Italy |
1 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
| |
Switzerland |
1 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
| |
Estonia |
1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
2 |
5 |
-3 |
0 |
|
| |
Group G |
Pld |
W |
D |
L |
GF |
GA |
GD |
Pts |
| |
Sweden |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
6 |
0 |
6 |
3 |
| |
Iceland |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
1 |
1 |
3 |
| |
Liechtenstein |
1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
2 |
-1 |
0 |
| |
Poland |
1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
6 |
-6 |
0 |
|
| |
Group H |
Pld |
W |
D |
L |
GF |
GA |
GD |
Pts |
| |
Belarus |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
6 |
2 |
4 |
3 |
| |
Ukraine |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
3 |
| |
America |
1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
2 |
3 |
-1 |
0 |
| |
China |
1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
2 |
6 |
-4 |
0 |
|
That's enough damage for one day. Bring it home.
 |
Well, for a day that appeared to have
all one-sided matchups, we ended up with two draws. |
 |
We've definitely learned not to
underestimate the little guys. Guys like Latvia and
Finland may not be elite teams, but they get into the
mix for Euro and World Cup too and know their way around
Europe's best. |
 |
So that does it for an eventful day
nine. Spain and France become our first teams through to
the knockouts, while Lithuania and Hong Kong will head
home after their next match. |
 |
Got one more Baltic to take care of.
That's Estonia, who meets Switzerland tomorrow
afternoon. Feels like a must-win for both of them. |
 |
The one I'm excited for is
Italy-Egypt. Egypt looked heaps good in his first match
while Italy had some holes on defense. |
 |
And we also have Sweden against
Liechtenstein. That one could be, uh... |
 |
Well, after today's matches you never
know. |
 |
If you say so. We'll find out
tomorrow. Until then, he's Australia, I'm Cuba- adios! |
Apparently, the secret's out: Latvia and Finland don't
completely suck. Their FIFA rankings in the game seem to suggest it,
but those are FIFA rankings and must be taken with a grain of salt.
Really, they're both very competent and can hold their own against
superior competition. As was mentioned before, Latvia actually beat
Turkey in a two-leg playoff to reach the Euro 2004 finals, and even
earned a draw against Germany while he was there. But don't worry:
Latvia has never beaten Russia.
Japan's proficiency in American football (and his running moves) likely
stem from the manga Eyeshield 21, which is awesome and a must-read for fans of
sports manga.
To Be Continued
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