Same time, same channel... different host.
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Time for another episode of "Let's
Play Something Else!" Asian Edition! |
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Give it a rest, Thailand, we're just
throwing darts. |
Yes, the reporters and officials get occasional downtime as well.
Vietnam and Taiwan are throwing darts at some tavern while Thailand
watches.
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Anything to get my mind off tomorrow.
I can't believe they sent me to Kaiserslautern. |
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Hey, look on the bright side: you
don't get Belarus. |
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That's another thing! How's a little
girl like Wy supposed to handle an interview with
Belarus? |
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I'm sure she'll do fine. If I can
handle officiating a match with Belarus, I know Wy can
do an interview. |
Sealand's there too, sipping on root beer, but everyone ignores
him.
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I'd still rather have Belarus than...
you know... |
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Don't worry about it. Be
professional. Just do your job and act like China's just
another interview. |
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How am I supposed to do that? It's
China! Kinda hard to interview someone who doesn't
recognize your existence. |
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Welcome to my world. |
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Hey, Wy deals with it. And to be
fair, none of us officially recognize you as a country. |
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That's just because you don't want to
piss him off! |
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You get used to it eventually. |
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Jeez, I'm getting sympathy from
Sealand. |
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Well, at least you get an interesting
interview. I have to attempt conversation with Iceland
and Sweden. Yippee. |
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Wanna switch? |
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No. |
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Why not? You get along fine with
China. |
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It's not China I'm worried about.
It's the other one... |
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America? What's wrong with America? |
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I don't know... I always felt like he
still holds a grudge. |
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So you beat him in a war. So what? |
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Well, he did kind of have an unbeaten
streak going. I mean, he's beaten England, Spain,
Germany, Austria, Hungary, Germany again, Japan... all
those big shots and I'm the only one who's had any
success against him. |
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Actually, in the War of 1812, I- |
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So why don't you play for it? Loser
has to interview China-America. |
They not only agree, they stare each other down and measure the
line to make sure it's far enough from the board. Thailand sits
back, smiles and watches.
Sealand watches too. He also notices that someone chimed in during that
conversation.
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Who are you? |
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*slumping* I'm Canada... you
reffed my last match. |
Day 15
Iceland vs. Sweden - Poland vs. Liechtenstein
China vs. America - Ukraine vs. Belarus
Australia and Cuba don't actually recognize Taiwan either.
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G'day everybody! It's the final day
of the group stage! Four nations will move on to the
knockouts while four will play for the last time.
Australia here as always with Latin sensation Cuba. |
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The real fun here is going to be
Group H's matches as sisters Ukraine and Belarus square
off with a lot on the line. Ukraine is pretty safe while
Belarus can still advance despite a loss to America.
America needs a good result against China, who we all
hope will put up some sort of resistance. |
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He hasn't yet. We start out with
Group G however and two potentially one-sided matches as
Poland meets Liechtenstein and Sweden faces Iceland. |
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Potentially is the key word here.
Poland is far far better than Liechtenstein, but he
hasn't been a model of consistency so far and
Liechtenstein has kept things close in both of her
matches. |
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Sweden, meanwhile, has cruised to two
victories which has left him in great shape to qualify
no matter what he does against Iceland. Which means
there's not a whole lot of incentive to go all out. |
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So we have the question: will Sweden
lay off a bit and give Iceland an opening to qualify
ahead of Poland? Sweden has a history of trying to screw
over Poland. |
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Well, teams don't tend to play that
way and even a half-strength Sweden might still be
enough to hold off Iceland, at least for a draw. |
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Any pre-game interview? |
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Prussia was scheduled to interview
Liechtenstein, but Switzerland deemed an interview with
her an invasion attempt, so we're heading straight to
the match. |
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Day
15- Hanover |
Match 46 |
Group G |
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POLAND |
vs. |
LIECHTENSTEIN |
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Finally, Switzerland is able to cheer her on from the sidelines. Only problem
is that the throng of people watching them is a little overwhelming and he's
mostly quiet.
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I'll do my best Big Brother. |
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Um... yeah. Make sure you do. |
The game starts and Poland charges immediately with two early shots. One
bounces off the post, angling towards goal until Liechtenstein's able to clear
it. Switzerland shudders, almost cowering.
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Christ, that was close... |
Liechtenstein isn't able to make any progress while just barely holding
Poland off early. She plays with fire on defense several times in the opening
minutes. Liechtenstein settles for stall tactics.
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What? An update already, Vietnam? So
much for Sweden taking it easy... |
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Yeah, about that... I don't know if
Sweden's taking it easy but Iceland is all in.
Surprisingly aggressive so far, he scores on a hard
corner kick, banking one off his head, off a Swedish
defender and into the near post. If Iceland didn't have
a shot at advancing, somebody forgot to tell Iceland. |

9' - GOAL (ISL) - Iceland 1, Sweden 0
There's a lot of midfield play as Liechtenstein does her best to keep Poland
away from the ball. Even with no attacking going on, Switzerland's pleased with
the effort.
Spurred on, Liechtenstein does get forward a little bit to get a couple shots
off, but it's nothing Poland can't handle. And it opens things up enough for him
to take a few cracks himself.
Liechtenstein is deliberate enough to avoid making too many mistakes, while
preventing Poland from having too many numbers forward when he does get the
ball. Several passes into the box fall short because he isn't able to get enough
people into striking range.
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What's this? Again? |
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This is worth paying attention to,
Australia, it is 2-0 Iceland here in Cologne. Neither
side is able to get a hold of a corner kick and Iceland
slams the loose ball home for his second goal. Be
afraid... |
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Nightmare scenario for Poland.
Sweden's clearly not giving his all and Liechtenstein
has been continually stubborn. |
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Poland has it down the sides here,
but again nobody in the box. He backs up and sends a
cross to the top. Runs in, long header! Great leaping
save by Liechtenstein but she can't hang on! Poland
slides in- GOAL! |
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What a great header that was, forced
her to make a play. Great save to knock it down but she
couldn't get her fingers around it and Poland slides in
to get on the board. |
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If Iceland wins, Poland will need to
win by a goal more than Iceland to advance, so he still
has work to do. |
22' - GOAL (ISL) - Iceland 2, Sweden 0

23' - GOAL (POL) - Poland 1, Liechtenstein 0
Liechtenstein rebounds somewhat, putting together a good offensive run, but
her shot's knocked away.
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Big Brother, nothing's working. |
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C'mon, run your offense the way I
taught you. |
Liechtenstein does, with some very intricate passing patterns and
plays designed to outsmart Poland more than outrun him. They work
for a while, keeping possession for a long time and generally
shutting down his midfielders, but in the end she still has to set
something up in the box... which she fails miserably at.
Poland goes the other way and at least gets a corner kick.
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Sends a short one, not much action on
it and the defender knocks it away. Keeper goes to get
it at the line... Poland there first, sends it back,
finds a man, drills it in! Goal Poland! |
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Way to recognize the opportunity
there. Looked like Liechtenstein was on top of that, but
Poland had a chance to outrun the keeper to the ball,
send it to an open man and a practically empty net. This
is the kind of stuff he needs today. |
39' - GOAL (POL) - Poland 2, Liechtenstein 0
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Don't look now, but Iceland is
continuing the charge. |
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Something tells me Iceland has an eye
on your game, guys. He'd been holing up on defense, but
explodes with a great attack, a long pass into the box
and, get this, a backwards header that catches Sweden
napping. Not only is Iceland up 3-0, it might be
sweetest goal of the tournament. |

42' - GOAL (ISL) - Iceland 3, Sweden 0
It works in reverse too as Poland plows ahead in the closing minutes of the
half, coming up empty-handed. He goes into halftime with a two-goal lead, but
with more left to do.
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After a slow start, Poland's turned
it on nicely going into halftime 2-0. |
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Yeah, and it's strange to say but
it's the first time Liechtenstein has trailed at
halftime. Poland knows, or at least I hope he knows,
that he can't cut corners today and isn't taking
prisoners. He can't afford to let up now and shouldn't
settle for less than a blowout of Ukrainian proportions. |
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Ukrainian proportions? |
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Er... I was referring to the way she
wailed on China, but I'm down with the double entendre
if you are. |
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He might need that kind of result if
things hold up in Cologne, where Iceland still leads
Sweden 3-0. |
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It's crazy, but like we said- Sweden
has very little to play for. Barring a total massacre,
he's got this group pretty much locked up. |
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Still, it's a pretty striking result.
You can't help but be a little suspicious that he might
be skewing things a bit to help a fellow Nordic. |
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Well, Vietnam's got an interview.
Let's see if he's pretty passive about all this or if it
looks like he's ready to kill somebody. |
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It's Sweden, mate, he always looks
like he's ready to kill somebody. |
Vietnam worked that much as she stares him down.
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Certainly a disappointing first half,
giving up three goals. |
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Doesn't matter. |
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Maybe not, but there doesn't seem to
be any urgency at all out there. Meanwhile, Iceland's
scored as many in the first half as he has all
tournament. |
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Good for him. |
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You do know it's generally bad form
to take it easy to help another team advance, right? |
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I'm resting starters. |
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Are you planning on putting any
effort into this match at all? |
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Depends. |
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...on? |
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Iceland. |
He walks off and she's left flummoxed. For a moment, she wishes
she hadn't hit that double-17.
In the second half, Poland doesn't take long to get going.
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Poland starting quickly, long pass,
striker's onside and released! Got it! Into the box!
Hard shot- GOAL! No time wasted for Poland as he drills
a beauty right into the net! |
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Outpaced her on that one by a mile. I
don't think Liechtenstein was completely out of the
locker room. What a start to the half by Poland! |

46' - GOAL (POL) - Poland 3, Liechtenstein 0
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Ditto that in Cologne as well.
Vietnam? |
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The eruption continues as Iceland
gets a fourth! He's staying aggressive sending in a
cross. Sweden knocked it down but couldn't get it clear
and Iceland bangs home another one. |
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Sweden has to start thinking of
waking up soon. If Iceland was somehow able to go up by
six, he takes the group! |
49' - GOAL (ISL) - Iceland 4, Sweden 0
Some attack efforts by Liechtenstein force Poland to slow it down a little
bit and possess until she calms down. He denies anything she tries, but isn't
able to attack nearly as much as he should.
Liechtenstein starts to get a possession advantage, but Poland doesn't let
her do a whole lot with it for the next ten minutes.
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Liechtenstein down the side, looks
for the cross, gets it away! Heavy traffic but she
muscles through and gets a head to it! Off the post,
heading back to goal! Poland clears it on the goal line!
Close call there! |
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Ooh, she almost had that one there.
Poland's certainly skating on thin ice. He needs more to
keep up with Iceland and giving one up to Liechtenstein
is the last thing he needs. |
She's able to keep things together around Poland's box for a
while, but he still keeps her out, even countering her attack for a
good scoring chance.
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Wait wait, don't tell me, 'Nam... |
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One more for Iceland and Sweden
better start paying attention. He saved a header at
goal, but Iceland puts in the rebound. Resting or not,
Sweden is now level with Iceland on goal differential,
so one more will drop him into second place in the
group. |
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If he's playing like this, he does
not want to get Ukraine in the next round. He's gotta do
something! |
66' - GOAL (ISL) - Iceland 5, Sweden 0
Poland does, at least.
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After a bit of a dry spell, Poland
starting to turn things around with a corner kick. And
it's an... |
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...awful one. Right through the box. |
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But Poland rushes out to get it. He
crosses back in! Header! Goal! Poland doesn't give up on
it and inches closer! |
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Smart play by Poland. Everything's
set up, so no sense quitting because of a lousy corner.
Things might be turning for him on both ends. Vietnam? |
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Looks like somebody did the math.
Sweden responds quickly with a hard strike that took out
the keeper. He finishes the job, gets on the board and
asserts his place on top of Group G. Poland now only one
goal down! |
68' - GOAL (POL) - Poland 4, Liechtenstein 0

69' - GOAL (SWE) - Iceland 5, Sweden 1
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With Sweden back in the fold, we've
got some pretty compelling stuff here so we'll join the
action in Cologne as Sweden continues to look for more. |
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The close shave may have woken him up
as he seems a lot more aggressive now. Well, until he
gave it up right there. |
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Iceland hurrying down, trying for a
counter-attack. Down the sideline, crosses it in. He's
in there, heads it... off the post! But right back to
him, header, scores! Iceland with his sixth of the day! |
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Nordic pride or not, you can tell
Sweden wasn't happy about giving that one up. Too
focused on offense and he lets Iceland get a counter
off. Sweden has to do something to kill the momentum. |
72' - GOAL (ISL) - Iceland 6, Sweden 1
He finds it.
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Sweden not quitting on offense,
passing around the box, looking for that shot. |
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Much as Iceland's more aggressive
today, he's still fairly solid in the box. |
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Looking, looking, found something!
Hard shot off the keeper but straight back to him! This
one's in! |
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Now that's a response! Sweden back to
a two-goal buffer and Poland only a goal down. |
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Or maybe not... Prussia, what
happened? |
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Look what happens when you guys cut
away! Instead of a cross, Liechtenstein goes with a hard
pass into the box, setting up her first goal of the
game. Poland has another problem to contend with now! |
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You got that right! Last thing Poland
needs to worry about is Liechtenstein cutting into his
lead. Getting pretty loco here! |
74' - GOAL (SWE) - Iceland 6, Sweden 2

75' - GOAL (LIE) - Poland 4, Liechtenstein 1
It's not stopping!
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Iceland seems to be focusing on
defense now, Sweden on his own end moving forward. Good
midfield pressure... and a steal! Iceland passes up,
gets a breakaway! Into the box! Shot! Great diving catch
by Sweden! |
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Lucky he caught that. He's gotta
start shutting things down sometime. Game's out of
reach, but he still has to lock up this Group. |
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Meanwhile, more madness in Hanover.
Prussia? |
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Liechtenstein does it again, this
time with a spin on a cross, heading it up to a teammate
who pops it in past the near post for her second goal! |
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Man! Forget advancing, Poland still
needs to win this game! |
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Ya don't have to tell him, because he
responded with a goal of his own! Down the side of the
box, he passes in for a one-two into the net for number
five! |
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Either way, Liechtenstein's progress
keeps him trailing Iceland by two with only ten minutes
left! |
78' - GOAL (POL) - Poland 4, Liechtenstein 2
78' - GOAL (LIE) - Poland 5, Liechtenstein 2
He heard that too...
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Poland adds one more for good
measure! Came in from an angle, keeper saved it but
Poland got it back and tapped it into an empty net for
number six! |
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Wow! So both Poland and Iceland are
up 6-2. With nine minutes left, Iceland will advance
unless either Poland or Sweden scores! |
81' - GOAL (POL) - Poland 6, Liechtenstein 2
Iceland is purely on defense mode now as Sweden makes one final push.
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Sweden passing forward, around the
box, passed in! Open look! Great save by Iceland! Time
running low... |
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Caramba. Say what you want about
Sweden's effort here, but he seems to have decided that
if Iceland's going to move on, he's going to have to
earn it on defense late. |
Iceland weathers the storm as time runs out...
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Time dwindling now... Prussia, what's
up? |
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Poland couldn't do jack at the end
here. Liechtenstein made a last push, but her last shot
was off the crossbar. Time's up and Poland can't get a
final goal! |
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And as you say that, Thailand looks
at his watch... and blows the whistle! It's all over and
Iceland has done the impossible! |
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With maybe just a little bit of help
from a regional ally. Either way, Iceland puts it all
together with a huge win and Poland is inexplicably
going home early. |
You couldn't tell any of this by Iceland's reaction. He and
Sweden glare at each other, then shake hands with mere civility and
head in.
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Day
15- Cologne |
Match 45 |
Group G |
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ICELAND |
6:2
FT |
SWEDEN |
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9'
22'
42'
49'
66'
72' |
Vidarson
Gudjonsson
Helguson
Gislason
Gudjonsson
Gislason |
Referee THA |
Rosenberg
Ibrahimovic |
69'
74' |
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Day
15- Hanover |
Match 46 |
Group G |
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POLAND |
6:2
FT |
LIECHTENSTEIN |
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23'
39'
46'
68'
78'
81' |
Frankowski
Szymkowfak
Frankowski
Zurawski
Frankowski
Zurawski |
Referee
SLD |
Frick
Telser |
75'
78' |
Vietnam finds Iceland on his way in.
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Iceland! Congratulations on the
stunning victory and reaching the next round. |
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Yeah. Thanks. |
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Iceland football doesn't get much
respect at all internationally. What does this mean for
the game back home? |
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Means we get to keep playing. About
time something broke our way. |
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In your first two matches, you seemed
to favor defense. That certainly wasn't the case today.
What sparked your offense against Sweden? |
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We had to score a lot of goals to
stay ahead of Poland. I knew he'd be lighting it up
against Liechtenstein, so I had to charge in. |
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Did it feel like Sweden was going
easy on you? |
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Sure, why would he go all out? He's
already set. And it's not like we've never played each
other. Pretty meaningless game for him. |
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Well, congrats again on the big win.
Looks like we'll be seeing you around! |
In the studio, Australia and Cuba are shaking their heads.
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Well, that was unexpected. I wasn't
sure how seriously Sweden would be taking this game, but
the way Iceland attacked like that was insane. |
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The way he played today compared with
his offense in the first two games, you have to hand it
to him. |
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Yeah, you kinda do. He locked himself
up in a shell against Liechtenstein and Poland, but like
he said, he knew he had to turn it on against Sweden.
Regardless of Sweden's effort, he did and now he's
through to the next round. |
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On the other hand, it's strange to
win by four and still go home in tears. Prussia's back
in Hanover with Poland. |
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Well... how 'bout them apples, huh,
Poland? |
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Hey, I like totally kicked her butt,
you know? It was a really sweet game. |
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And somehow you still lost out.
That's gotta suck for you! |
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No way! I won 6-2, that's a ton
better than my first game. My next game'll be really
awesome! |
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There is no next game! That's the
funny part! You're all done! |
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Whatever! I won two games, they can't
keep me out. |
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They just did. Iceland beat you on
goal differential. You're out and a puny island up north
got in instead. |
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Eh, I'll ask Germany. He's still a
real country. |
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What will do when you find out you're
done? |
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Suppose I gotta finish building the
stadiums for Euro 2012. Ukraine and I fell a bit behind
on those... |
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No matter who breaks the news, Poland
is still out of this tournament. |
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Better luck in 2012, buddy. And best
of luck to Iceland, who looks like he's running straight
into a date with Ukraine next. |
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Ukraine is on top of Group H, and
just needs to avoid catastrophe to stay there.
Unfortunately, her opponent is no stranger to
catastrophe. |
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Nope, Belarus has really turned heads
so far, looking really good with a big win against China
and a narrow defeat to America. |
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Like Iceland, Belarus needs a big
result here. She's even with America, who plays a
sorry-looking China team. |
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China has not shown much so far, so
it'll be up to Belarus to do well and send the Yanks
home early. |
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Wy's in Berlin with the younger
sister in tonight's match. |
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With America favored to win today,
how do you approach a must-win game against your big
sister? |
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I'll do whatever is necessary.
Nothing will stand in my way... not even my sister. |
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That being said, Ukraine has been in
top form. How do you stop her offense? |
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Nothing will get past me! And if it
does... |
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She pokes air a couple times with
her knife. |
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Okay! no further questions! |
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As always, Taiwan will be covering
the second match between China and America over in
Kaiserslautern. |
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Not that that's awkward or anything. |
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Day
15- Berlin |
Match 48 |
Group H |
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UKRAINE |
vs. |
BELARUS |
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Unlike the way he stuck around for Latvia-Lithuania, Russia is safe and sound
back in Moscow for this match.
Ukraine tries to smile at her sister. Belarus glowers back. It's on.
Despite an early Belarus push, Ukraine uses a steady attack to set up some
interesting shots that Belarus has to step up to defend.
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Belarus starting to get things under
control, but we've got an update from Taiwan already! |
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Yes I do and yes we can! America
wastes no time taking the offensive, evading China with
a nice stopping move and a pass to set up the first goal
of the night. |
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Clearly, America knows he can't
assume anything from our match and will add as much as
he can to claim any tie-breaker over Belarus. |
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I have no problem with this. |

2' - GOAL (USA) - America 1, China 0
Even with an attack mentality, Ukraine does a great job getting back on
defense to weather Belarus's storm. As a result, Belarus does not getting any
real opportunities and is kept out of the box pretty consistently. Even when she
gets midfield turnovers, Ukraine denies the counterattack with ease.
Belarus is pretty stout on defense as well. Even when Ukraine gets an open
shot, Belarus commits defenders to get in front of them, giving her an extra
line of defense and making her keeper's life a little easier.
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Ukraine header! Keeper punches it and
it heads over for a corner kick. |
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So far, Ukraine seems to have control
over this one, but Belarus has been all right on defense
so she'll hang in there. |
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Corner's away, straight to the middle
of the box. Ukraine chests it, delivers the kick...
GOAL! Corner kick goal for Ukraine who shows some great
ball control. |
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When she chests it, the ball
has a nice cushy landing pad and bounces off softly,
seems to hang in midair and she just tees off on it with
her left boot. Joke
all you want, but she has some serious assets there that
contributed to that goal. |

15' - GOAL (UKR) - Ukraine 1, Belarus 0
Belarus rushes forward to strike back... and she's called offside. Ukraine
gets it back.
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In the meantime, how's things in
Kaiserslautern? |
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Fantastic. Another charge from
America leads to a hard shot. China's keeper got a piece of
it but not enough as the ball still bounces into the net
and America makes it 2-0. |
17' - GOAL (USA) - America 2, China 0
Belarus continues to look for chances, but Ukraine uses a smart combo of zone
tactics, pressure and a little bit of the offside trap to catch her sister off
guard. Belarus is quickly frustrated.
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Ukraine stops another one, clears it
to midfield, evades Belarus! Belarus dives, takes her
down from behind and there's the whistle. |
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None of that now. That's a booking! |
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Eh, not the worst tackle in the
world, but given the stakes of this one, the opponents
and the fact that Belarus is playing, can't fault
Seychelles for trying to keep things under control
early. |
Generally, Belarus is able to steal the ball at midfield quite
well, but either she is too slow to get back on offense or too fast
and called offside.
In the meantime, Ukraine's offense is having less and less success. She tries
some long-range crosses from unusual angles, but Belarus stops those too.
Combine that with her angry glare and Ukraine starts to get a little flustered.
She too is booked in a hard foul minutes later.
Between Ukraine forcing Belarus offside and Belarus forcing Ukraine into bad
shots, neither side is having much success on offense. For that, we have to go
back to Kaiserslautern.
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Looks like China's finally sick of
being picked on. After denying America's attacks, he
spots an opening, gets downfield and gets one goal back. |

31' - GOAL (CHN) - America 2, China 1
Finally, Belarus is able to break through and at least get down the sideline.
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Let's see what Belarus can set up
here. There's a cross, header knocked away by the
keeper, heading out for a... no, Ukraine saves the
corner, sends it back up. Belarus steals! Shoots! Saved!
Dangerous play by Ukraine. |
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Dangerous, but impressive. We've had
a lot of goals coming off corner kicks, so it's good to
avoid them whenever possible. She just barely stopped
that one. Just gotta be more careful about it next time. |

Belarus gets another chance a few minutes later.
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Belarus trying up the middle, passes
forward... she's onside! Has a breakaway, into the box!
Shoots! Keeper knocks it away but Belarus picks it up
and scores! The sisters are all tied up! |
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You knew it was a matter of time
before she'd bust one of those and there it is.
Ukraine's been playing great, but Belarus's defense was
kept her in it and now she evens things up. |

39' - GOAL (BLR) - Ukraine 1, Belarus 1
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And it looks like we have more from
Taiwan as well. |
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Wild twists here too, Australia.
China really had the momentum going for him, tying
things up on a corner kick that America defended, but
let bounce free a little too long. But America responds
immediately, going all the way down the pitch and
finding an open striker to regain the lead! |
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Good thing too, as America cannot
afford a draw in both games. |
40' - GOAL (CHN) - America 2, China 2

41' - GOAL (USA) - America 3, China 2
Belarus continues to pursue, but Ukraine does not make the same mistake
again, and prevents Belarus from another breakaway shot. They go into halftime
tied.
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So at the half, Belarus and China
both really putting the pressure on, but
everything is still shaping up for America to qualify. |
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It is, but it's not set in stone.
Ukraine-Belarus can clearly go either way and China's
showing a lot more than he did against either of the
sisters. |
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It is nice to see China showing a
little more game this time. |
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It's good for ball. China's really
determined to catch up with Japan and Korea in Asian
football and until today, results from this tournament
had been underwhelming. |
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We forced Taiwan to get a halftime
interview. Taiwan? |
Taiwan is clearly thrilled.
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Okay, let's just be professional and
get this over with. |
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Fair enough. |
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So China, it's safe to say that you
pretty much stunk it up in your first two games. Things
seem to be going less crappy today. |
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Yes Taipei, I'm much more satisfied
with my effort today. Once I determined the best way to
contain America, I ventured out to get a couple goals.
Hopefully there's more where that came from. |
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How much of a consolation would a
point be? |
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My goal was to qualify for the group
stage and since that won't happen, I can live with a
point... or three. |
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So if you were to equalize, you would
try to beat America? |
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Of course. Always aim for victory! |
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Right. |
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Me. Not you. You're still mine. |
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And to think, we were afraid they
wouldn't get along. |
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It is a little dangerous for America
being up against someone with nothing left to lose. Look
at Korea, who ended a terribly disappointing tournament
by preventing England from winning Group C. |
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But all that means nothing if Belarus
finds a way around Ukraine. |
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Let's get back to Berlin for the
second half. |
The second half starts out about the same as the first.
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Ukraine taking it to the outside,
Belarus in hot pursuit. Crosses midfield, there's the
slide, trips her up and there's another whistle. |
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*holds up yellow card* Tone it
down, please! |
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Please Belarus, it really hurts when
you do that. |
Belarus just glares at her sister, ignoring Seychelles
completely. Seychelles fills in her book, keeping an eye on things
and ready to step in. Ukraine is really uneasy about this
escalation.
She is careful with the ball, still looking for chances, but not quite as
aggressively. Belarus is able to turn her away at the box.
Neither side is perfect against the long ball, giving up breakaways that
require good play from their keepers.
For a while, things really heat up as both sides are able to get downfield to
set up good scoring chances and really test each other's defenses. It feels like
a hotly contested match.
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Looks like this one could blow up at
any time. How about you, Taiwan? |
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Not so much over here. Both sides
have had a couple chances, but neither seems to be
dominating right now. |
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That's a win for China. He's hanging
in this one and not letting America put it away. America
really needs another goal to feel comfortable. |
Over the course of the second half, Belarus seems to be fighting
more aggressively for goals. Ukraine is attacking, but at a more
measured pace, allowing plenty of time to get back on defense.
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Ukraine passing around the box.
Looking for another opportunity. Belarus putting a wall
around the box. Ukraine kicks it in, stopped by Belarus
and it's a turnover. |
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Stopped again! And Belarus is on the
move. |
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Trying to turn it around quickly,
Belarus dribbles up, heading to midfield. Ukraine
running after her, catching up, dives, takes her out!
Belarus goes down hard and this'll be a booking for
sure. |
After Belarus faceplants, she pops back up, turns around, and
takes a long, lunging step at Ukraine. Seychelles steps between
them.
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Stop it right there! That's enough,
girls! Calm down! |
Belarus continues to glare at Ukraine, but steps back to let
Seychelles take care of the rest.
She turns to Ukraine and pulls out a red card.
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Enough of that, now. You're off! |
Ukraine is stunned, and tears up as Belarus turns and walks away.
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I'm sorry! |
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And the official runs out patience
and Ukraine gets the red card! |
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Wow! That's a development! You might
say that Belarus has been trying to draw the worst out
of Ukraine all game and finally succeeded. With three in
the book already, a tackle like that could easily put
her over the top. Belarus now has an advantage. Stay
tuned... |
It's not so much the player advantage as it is how flustered
Ukraine gets by the whole thing. She has far less punch to her attacks
and loses the sort of confidence that had been building up.
Belarus, meanwhile, smells blood. She subs in an extra attacker and goes for
the kill.
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Belarus down the sideline, crosses
in, but Ukraine is there and heads it right back. Right
back to Belarus, who volleys it back into the box!
Ukraine can't react, Belarus with a header, GOAL!
Belarus takes the lead with a spot of volleyball! |
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If at first you don't succeed... what
a play by Belarus, lobbing the rejected cross right back
into the box where she heads it to the far post. This
kind of momentum shift could bode well for her and badly
for America. |
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It's still 3-2 in Kaiserslautern and
Belarus has the goal differential advantage over
America. If she wins, she might be through! |

72' - GOAL (BLR) - Belarus 2, Ukraine 1
Belarus isn't content with 'might.' She wants in, and will show no mercy.
 |
Belarus into the box, dribbles past
two defenders, takes a shot, blocked right back to her
and she finishes up! Make it 3-1! |
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She knows when to turn on the after
burners. Two goals in quick succession and the closer we
get to full time, the more she's likely to make it.
America now needs to really pour it on and China's just
not letting him. |
 |
It gets better for Belarus. One more
goal and she will have the advantage over Ukraine even.
She has a shot at winning the group! |
77' - GOAL (BLR) - Belarus 3, Ukraine 1
Fool, don't give her ideas. Ukraine tries to get things back together on
offense but Belarus is just to aggressive for her to try it.
 |
Down the sideline once again, sets up
another cross. Ukraine's on this one, heads it over the
bar, no- off the bar! Drops down and bounces in! It's an
own goal! The nightmare continues for Ukraine! |
 |
Since her red card, Ukraine has
completely lost control of this game. Totally dominated,
thoroughly defeated and an absolute wreck. Even clearing
a header seems to be too much for her now as the own
goal now puts Belarus on top of Group H. |
 |
Looks like stormclouds in
Kaiserslautern as well. Taiwan? |
 |
China's didn't let America pull away,
and now China's pulled even. A bad clearance after
defending a shot gives China a second chance. He
connects and it's all even 3-3. The whole group's been
flipped upside-down now. |
81' - GOAL (BLR) - Belarus 4, Ukraine 1
81' - GOAL (CHN) - America 3, China 3
Ukraine manages to get her head together long enough to push onward and get
that goal (and the group) back, but Belarus puts her defenses up and weathers it
long enough to run out the clock.
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Time expires in Berlin and with the
help of a red card, Belarus turns it around late, storms
back and is the surprise winner of Group H! |
 |
This wasn't a case of taking it easy
like Sweden did. Belarus was more prepared mentally for
this game, knew how to handle Ukraine's offense and
struck when the iron was hot to get a result nobody
expected. |
Ukraine is left exhausted physically and mentally, but she forces
herself to find Belarus before she can get back to the locker room.
In tears, she throws her arms around her sister. Belarus stops,
freezes for a moment, then exhales.
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Good game. |
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I'm so happy for you...
congratulations. |
They walk back to their locker rooms together.
|
Day
15- Berlin |
Match 48 |
Group H |
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UKRAINE |
1:4
FT |
BELARUS |
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|
17' |
Voronin |
Referee
SEY |
Hleb
Bulyga
Bulyga
Nesmachny (OG) |
39'
72'
77'
81' |
|
Day
15- Kaiserslautern |
Match 47 |
Group H |
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CHINA |
3:3
FT |
AMERICA |
 |
31'
40'
81' |
Hao
Zhang
Zhang |
Referee CMR |
Donovan
Donovan
McBride |
2'
17'
41' |
Wy finds an emotional Ukraine.
 |
A tough, heavy loss for you
drops you to second in the group. What is going through
your head? |
 |
All sorts of things. But the
important thing is that I lost my composure, Belarus won
and she deserves to take the group. |
 |
After the red card, everything seemed
to fall apart for you. |
 |
I should never have gotten a red card
in the first place. It was a bad foul and I feel awful
for letting things get too intense out there. |
 |
Belarus certainly seemed to be guilty
of that as well. |
 |
She plays the game her way, and by
the end of it I was also playing it her way. It should
never have come to that. I still love my sister and I
wish her the best in the next round. |
 |
Same to you, Ukraine. |
 |
Well, it was good TV, at least. |
 |
And at the end of the day, Ukraine
still qualifies. She now has to go up against Sweden
instead of Iceland, but at least she has a chance. |
 |
Ukraine has a good shot against
Sweden. It's not the worst place to be. But hats off to
Belarus. She wins the game, wins the group and it'll be
a pair of underdogs as she and Iceland will square off
next. |
 |
On the flip side of that is America,
who not only failed to qualify despite a top seed, he
failed to finish off China and only managed a point.
Taiwan's with him in Kaiserslautern. |
 |
America, despite the hot start to
your night, it ends in a 3-3 draw and so does your World
Cup campaign. |
 |
Wait... we're done? There's no
overtime? |
 |
No, it ends in a draw, you got one
point and that's not going to be enough to advance. |
 |
That sucks! Here I was all set to go
back out there and kick some more butt. |
 |
If it makes you feel any better,
there's overtime starting tomorrow. |
 |
I should hope so. Ties are for
losers! |
 |
Can't argue with that tonight. |
 |
Can we have a shootout or something? |
 |
Nope. |
 |
Home run derby? |
 |
Wrong sport. |
 |
So how are we supposed to figure out
who's better? |
 |
Well, if you look at the final
numbers, you had four points and China only has one.
It's not a stretch to say you're better than China. |
 |
All right! In your face, China! |
 |
Works for me. I'll just leave it at
that. Guys? |
 |
Muting Cuba's mic because he's too
busy laughing, what it boils down to is that Belarus and
Ukraine both had dominating wins over China, and America
didn't. |
 |
It's a problem he always runs into.
No matter how good he starts out, he can't quite finish
the job. As a result, America joins Holland as top seeds
on the outside looking in. |
 |
And with that, the final group table
is all set to go: |
| |
Group A |
Pld |
W |
D |
L |
GF |
GA |
GD |
Pts |
| |
Germany |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
11 |
9 |
2 |
6 |
| |
Greece |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
6 |
| |
Russia |
3 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
4 |
| |
Hungary |
3 |
0 |
1 |
2 |
6 |
9 |
-3 |
1 |
|
| |
Group B |
Pld |
W |
D |
L |
GF |
GA |
GD |
Pts |
| |
Japan |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
13 |
7 |
6 |
6 |
| |
Canada |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
6 |
| |
Holland |
3 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
4 |
| |
Belgium |
3 |
0 |
1 |
2 |
3 |
9 |
-6 |
1 |
|
| |
Group C |
Pld |
W |
D |
L |
GF |
GA |
GD |
Pts |
| |
Austria |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
7 |
| |
England |
3 |
1 |
2 |
0 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
| |
Norway |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2 |
8 |
10 |
-2 |
3 |
| |
Korea |
3 |
0 |
1 |
2 |
8 |
11 |
-3 |
1 |
|
| |
Group D |
Pld |
W |
D |
L |
GF |
GA |
GD |
Pts |
| |
Spain |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
10 |
5 |
5 |
9 |
| |
Turkey |
3 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
4 |
| |
Latvia |
3 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
8 |
9 |
-1 |
4 |
| |
Lithuania |
3 |
0 |
0 |
3 |
5 |
9 |
-4 |
0 |
|
| |
Group E |
Pld |
W |
D |
L |
GF |
GA |
GD |
Pts |
| |
Denmark |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
12 |
7 |
5 |
7 |
| |
France |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
11 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
| |
Finland |
3 |
0 |
2 |
1 |
5 |
9 |
-4 |
2 |
| |
Hong Kong |
3 |
0 |
1 |
2 |
9 |
15 |
-6 |
1 |
|
| |
Group F |
Pld |
W |
D |
L |
GF |
GA |
GD |
Pts |
| |
Switzerland |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
12 |
6 |
6 |
7 |
| |
Italy |
3 |
1 |
2 |
0 |
12 |
10 |
2 |
5 |
| |
Egypt |
3 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
11 |
12 |
-1 |
4 |
| |
Estonia |
3 |
0 |
0 |
3 |
4 |
11 |
-7 |
0 |
|
| |
Group G |
Pld |
W |
D |
L |
GF |
GA |
GD |
Pts |
| |
Sweden |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
6 |
| |
Iceland |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
6 |
| |
Poland |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
6 |
| |
Liechtenstein |
3 |
0 |
0 |
3 |
5 |
12 |
-7 |
0 |
|
| |
Group H |
Pld |
W |
D |
L |
GF |
GA |
GD |
Pts |
| |
Belarus |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
11 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
| |
Ukraine |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
12 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
| |
America |
3 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
4 |
| |
China |
3 |
0 |
1 |
2 |
6 |
17 |
-11 |
1 |
|
One last time before the fun starts:
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So with that, the group stage comes
to a close and the Round of 16 is set. |
 |
Yep, we weren't sure if these last
two groups would provide any surprises, and they ended
up with a bunch of them. Ukraine falls to second, Poland
and America are knocked out and Sweden somehow stays on
top despite not really showing up today. |
 |
It's no time to admire the handiwork
though as Knockout Round action kicks off tomorrow! |
 |
Yep, two nations will advance to the
quarterfinals and we'll say goodbye to two more. |
 |
Host Germany will lead things off
against surprise Group B survivor Canada. |
 |
And some old rivals get back into the
swing of things as Austria faces off against Turkey. |
 |
And yes, America, there might be
overtime. G'nite! |
Every so often, a simulated match gets a bit out of control
early- a keeper forgets how to do his job, an underdog scores four
goals in twenty minutes against a powerhouse, etc. There has
occasionally been a couple matches that I've halted and started over
because the action is just completely unfeasible. Under other
circumstances, the Iceland-Sweden match might have been one of them,
but the already-established storyline of Sweden resting starters and
giving Iceland a boost made this a keeper.
It's true: due to international pressure from China, very few countries
officially recognize Taiwan as a nation. She treated like a country in many
regards, including international sports like the Olympics and the World Baseball
Classic (under the name Chinese Taipei), but when it comes to official
recognition, she's not a whole lot better off than Sealand.
To Be Continued!
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