Pokéball Run
Episode One
Disclaimer
I dont own Digimon, Pokémon, Evangelion, Tenchi Muyo,
Nadesico, Ranma ˝, Fushigi Yuugi, or Battle Athletes. Tom
Wallace, Manny Edwards, and Mike Storch are mine, and
hypocritical as it sounds, please dont use them without my
permission.
(A small studio in an undisclosed location. It looks like a
small news room. Tom Wallace is sitting behind the desk, with a
screen to his left with the "Pokéball Run" logo on
it.)
Tom: Greetings and welcome to the first ever Pokéball Run. Based
on the popular cross-country road race, Pokéball Run is a race
from
(Tom sighs, then continues)
Tom: But fortunately, we found a solution. Pair each of the six
teams with a specialized driver from six other animes. Each of
those six will be considered the third member of the team, and
will help burn some rubber. But well get into them later.
Right now- lets meet our six teams, who are waiting at
Grand Central Terminal for the game to begin.
(Grand Central Station,
Tom: (VO) The first team is The Angels, consisting of
Digimons Mimi and Yolei.
(Shot of Mimi and Yolei in an interview session. Speech in
italics indicates an interview with the camera. Caption:
"The Angels: Mimi and Yolei")
Mimi: I personally cant say that were going
all-out to win this one. Were definitely going to have fun
though!
Yolei: Oh, yeah, a cross-country road trip with Mimi?
Its just so exciting. Theres so much we can talk
about on the trip, well never get bored!!
(Ash and
Tom: (VO) The only mixed team we have are the Impulsive Idiots,
featuring digi-destined leader Davis and Pokémon trainer Ash.
(Ash and
Davis: You know, a lot of people might think we dont
have the brains to go all the way to L.A. but weve both
accomplished so much that you cant deny the fact that we
have a really good shot.
Ash: Yeah, if we work hard, we can fly past anybody that
says we cant do it.
Ash: It isnt?
(Izzy and Rika are admiring the station. Izzys in a good
mood. Rika looks serious.)
Tom: (VO) Next up are the Brains, digi-smarties Izzy and Rika.
(Izzy and Rika are being interviewed. Caption: "Brains:
Izzy and Rika")
Izzy: When I found out that my teammate would be somebody from
the third season, I must say I was a little worried. But once I
got to know Rika a little better, I was really impressed with her
skills.
Rika: We both have the brains to take us where we need to
go. Ive got a good competitive sense and street smarts,
Izzys the bookworm. Were a deadly combination. We got
the brains, we got the love, we got the strength, we got the
power-
Rika/Izzy: Lets get it up!
(Brock and
Tom: (VO) Pokémons Brock and
(Interview session with Brock and
Brock: I must admit I have a lot of respect for
(In the station, Kari stops and takes TKs picture in
front of one of the ticket counters.)
Tom: (VO) The appropriately named Hope & Light team consists
of digi-destineds TK and Kari.
(TK and Kari are being interviewed. Caption: "Hope and
Light: TK and Kari")
TK: If its a race they want, then its a race
were going to give them!
Kari: You bet. I know this is going to be a lot of fun. A
good, fair race between friends!
TK: Yeah, lets hope we dont have to worry about
playing dirty and stuff.
(Back in the station, Team Rocket- Jessie and James, are
walking through, looking annoyed.)
Tom: (VO) Our final team is Double J, and consists of the
bumbling bad guys from Pokémon- Jessie and James.
(Jessie and James are being interviewed. Caption: "Double
J: Jessie and James")
Jessie: I dont get it. Weve driven
extremely-complicated mecha before and they cant trust us
enough to let us drive a stupid little car across the country?
Why do we need a driver?
James: I dont know
maybe because every time we
drive the extremely-complicated mecha, it always ends up getting
completely destroyed in one way or another.
Jessie: Oh
I suppose.
(Back to Tom in the studio.)
Tom: There are a few rules these six teams will need to follow.
First off, the six cars are identical in make and model.
Therefore, they are all equally likely to break down, thus
ensuring fairness. Each team also will get a small amount of
money to use for tolls, repairs, gas, and if need be- towing.
Each day, they will drive from the starting location to a
specific checkpoint, although there will be various challenges
along the way. Once at the checkpoint, they will clock in and
will be provided with food and lodging for the night. No team may
break the law along the way; any police citations will result in
an automatic disqualification. Also, no team may tamper with
another teams car, although other methods of sabotage are
legal
and encouraged. Except for those restrictions,
its anything goes!
(Back at the station, the six teams are gathered around
co-host Manny Edwards.)
Manny: Greetings teams. You twelve will be competing in an
automobile race from here to
Ash: Get to
(Manny shakes his head.)
Manny: Great
okay
anybody with half a brain?
Manny: Okay, okay
theyll be plenty of time for
this later. First off,
(Manny hands each team a key. Mimi gets a pink key. Izzy gets
a brown key. TK gets a yellow key. Ash gets a red key.
Brocks is purple and Jessies is blue. Manny holds up
an air horn.)
Manny: When I blow this air horn, a lot of people are going to
look at me like Im some sort of nut. But its also the
cue for you to take off for the platforms. Ready
(Shot of the twelve, eagerly awaiting to take off.)
Manny: Set
(Another shot of the twelve. Manny blasts the horn and they
all make a frenzied dash for the platforms.
Mimi: Okay
it says that both the drivers and cars are
behind doors
(Shot of Brock, reading his slip.)
Brock: The cars are at
(Shot of James)
James: The drivers are at
(Shot of Kari, reading.)
Kari: But it says "which one do you go to first?"
TK: Hmm
(Shot of
Ash: Who should get this key?
(Shot of Rika and Izzy, running out, with the directions.
Izzys looking at the key.)
Izzy: This is obviously a house key. It probably opens the door
that leads to wherever our driver is.
Rika: If they give us this, its probably a trap. Lets go to the car first.
Izzy: Right.
(TK and Kari are also running out.)
Kari: Lets try the driver place first.
TK: Okay, sure.
(Shot of Brock and
Manny: (VO) While the Brains, the Angels, and Just Us Guys head
for their cars, Hope & Light goes for the driver while
Impulsive Idiots head both ways. Well see if the Idiots are
really living up to their trademark, or whether their strategy
pays off. But what about Team Rocket?
(Jessie and James are waiting on the platform.)
Jessie: Well, where is he?
James: Jessie, is this legal?
(Jessie looks oddly at James. He quickly retracts.)
James: Good point.
(Instead of a train, Meowth arrives in the happy-smiling
Meowth balloon.)
Meowth: Hey guys, where we headed?
Jessie: We have to get our car and our driver. Lets get our car first, Im sure we can start it ourselves and drive to the driver.
James: We dont need any snot-nosed punks giving us a ride.
(Jessie and James hop on and they head off.)
Meowth: So what do ya want me doin while youre
racin?
Jessie: Oh, I dont know. Just be on stand-by. Well call if we need anything.
(Shot of Ash, trying to find his way towards the Driver
location. He sees the balloon and is quite confused.)
Manny: (VO) Is it legal? Not really, they are supposed to find
their way on foot. But considering how often Team Rockets
schemes succeed, well just let them ride it out and
well see what happens.
(The balloon is poked by a streetlamp and deflates rapidly, sending Jessie and James on a wild ride.)
(A large parking lot. Co-host Mike Storch is waiting for the
group.)
Mike: As it turns out, the clue was slightly misleading. The cars
are not behind one door
each car is actually behind three
separate electronic garage doors.
(He points to a row of six garage doors, which two more rows
behind them. Each of the doors is painted corresponding to one
teams color- pink, brown, yellow, red, purple, or blue.)
Mike: Once the players get here, Ill explain what they have
to do.
(As he says this, Mimi, Yolei, Izzy, and Rika arrive at around
the same time.)
Mike: Okay, there are three rows of garage doors. Behind the
doors corresponding to your team color is your car, and an
important clue on how to find your driver.
(Mike goes over to a board, with eighteen garage door openers
in three groups of six.)
Mike: Each of these openers opens one door. They are all in
groups corresponding to one of the three rows. Youll have
to go try the openers on your door until you successfully get it
open. Do that with all three rows, and then you can go find your
driver.
(The four nod and go at it.)
(Cut to a shot of Brock and
Brock: Yeah thats strange. Were on the right street. Hold on
(He goes up to somebody.)
Brock: Hey, is this
Passer-By: Uh
this is
Brock: Oh thanks.
(Brock turns to Gary, who is apparently eating some Chinese
take-out ordered from the restaurant. Brock looks at
Brock: This is East 45th.
(Both turn around and start running back.)
Brock: My fault.
Brock: Next stoplight!
(At the parking lot, Mimi has gotten the first pink door open.
Rika tries an opener on one door, unsuccessfully. She then looks
at Mimi, and runs down the line of doors, pressing the opener
twice in rapid succession as she passes each door. The red one
opens for just a crack and stops. Rika looks at it, satisfied.
She starts back, when Izzy stops her, having just gotten the
first brown door opened.)
Izzy: What was that?
(Rika looks down the street and sees
Rika: Youll see.
(Ash is looking at street numbers and walks into 327.
Its a tall office building. He walks in and sees TK and
Kari at the lobby, talking to a receptionist.)
Ash: Hey, whats going on?
(TK and Kari nod at the receptionist, and run to the
elevators. Ash goes up to the receptionist.)
Ash: Do you know where I can find a driver?
Receptionist: Oh, I dont know whats going on here with this game, but from what Ive heard, youre supposed to search the second through fourth floors for your driver.
Ash: Okay, thanks.
(Ash runs towards the elevators. He sees TK and Kari in one,
with the door closing.)
Ash: Hey, hold the door!
(Kari smiles and holds the door open so Ash can get on.)
Ash: Thanks a lot.
Kari: No problem!
TK: So far, this is pretty interesting.
Ash: Yeah. I cant wait to see who we end up with.
Kari: Why are we going to the fourth floor?
TK: I figure they probably want us to start on the bottom and put them at the top.
(The elevator dings, the door opens, and Ash steps out.)
Ash: Okay, lets find our drivers!
(Ash is staring down a long, empty hall, with about twenty
doors on each side.)
Ash: Oh boy
(Pan around, the elevator is closing. TK and Kari are still on
it.)
TK: Lets um
find the car first.
Kari: Yeah.
(The elevator leaves.)
Ash: Quitters.
(Ash pulls out the key and tries the first door to his left.)
Ash: Nope
(Ash moves on to the next one.)
Ash: Nope
Kari: When we saw how many doors there were, we knew
instantly that we were supposed to go to the car first.
TK: Were guessing theres some sort of hint
there about which doors ours.
(Back in the parking garage, Rika successfully opens the
second door at the same time Yolei does.
Izzy: Prodigious! And that must be the room our drivers in
at the other location.
Rika: Okay, good. Did you save the door openers we had?
Izzy: Yeah. I think I see why now. We dont want the other teams shutting our doors and making us start over.
Rika: We already sabotaged
Izzy: Right. Ill throw them under the car so nobody can get to them.
(Izzy does so, and Izzy and Rika take off just as TK and Kari
arrive. As Mike explains what they are to do, Mimi and Yolei open
the door to their car. They see the room number is 204, and head
out. They, however, leave their openers behind.
Mike: Well, one does, so try them again goggle boy.
(
Brock: All right! Lets go!
Brock: I dont know
Brock: Well no its just that those two girls are really cute. I want to stay on their good sides you know, in case any of them are lookin for love.
(
Brock: Oh, alright. We can always lie and say
Brock: Yep 410.
(Meanwhile, outside of room 410, Ash unsuccessfully tries opening the door with his key. He thinks he hears some rustling inside but ignores it and moves to the next one.)
(At the lobby, Izzy and Rika run quickly through and wait for
an elevator, with Yolei and Mimi right on their tails. Izzy and
Rika board an elevator, and Rika quickly dives for the
"close door" button. Unfortunately for her, Yolei and
Mimi still make it in time and hit the button for the second
floor.)
Izzy: So
ladies
having fun so far?
Yolei: You bet!
Mimi: This is the greatest!
(Rika shakes her head, a bit disappointed. The elevator hits
floor two and the Angels exit quickly. They rush out and head
towards room 204, and open it quickly.)
Yolei: Hello? Were here!
(The Angels driver walks into view. Hes a bit
short, with black hair, and looks a bit uncertain.)
Shinji: Oh, um. Hi. Nice to meet you. My names Shinji.
(Shinji is in an interview setting. Caption: "The Angels-
Shinji- Evangelion")
Shinji: My name is Shinji, and I am an Eva pilot for NERV.
Im usually pretty quiet, and dont like to be very
confrontational. But I can get along with people when I need to.
Well, usually at least.
(Yolei and Shinji shake hands politely while Mimi looks at her
watch.)
Mimi: Well, lets head back and head off. I think were
in first!
(They head off. Interview shot of Mimi and Yolei.)
Mimi: Im not sure what to make of Shinji. He seems to be
pretty reserved, and very quiet.
Yolei: He looks nice enough, but doesnt really seem
comfortable with himself. Unless he turns out to be something
completely different, this could be a long trip!
(Izzy and Rika reach their room and open the door.)
Rika: Hello?
(A loud crash is heard from further inside the room. Izzy and
Rika walk in to investigate. They see their driver, a tall, blond
woman with dark skin, tangled in a mess of wires with a
cameraman.)
Izzy: You, uh
need help with that?
Mihoshi: No, I got it I think yeah, hold on wait, no could you help me here?
(Interview session with Mihoshi. Caption: "Brains &
Blondes- Mihoshi- Tenchi Muyo")
Mihoshi: I am Detective First Class Mihoshi of the Galaxy
Police reporting for duty! Oh, sure my partner Kiyone might think
Im something of a klutz, but I am sure we can win this game
if we um
work really hard.
(Interview with Izzy and Rika. Izzy is obviously at a loss for
words.)
Izzy: Uh
our driver is, um
well shes
Rika: Shes a freaking moron.
Izzy: Id hate to say it, but she may be a slight
disadvantage to the team.
(Meanwhile, as
(On the fourth floor, Ash is at Room 419. He successfully
opens the door.)
Ash: All right!!
(Inside is a young girl of about eleven. She has light-blue
hair, pale skin, and a very serious look.)
Ash: Uh
youre a driver?
Ruri: Youre a teammate? This could be a long trip. Wheres the car?
Ash:
(Ruri looks up at Ash, then starts walking out.)
Ruri: Idiot.
(Interview session with Ruri. Caption: "Impulsive Idiots-
Ruri- Nadesico")
Ruri: Im Ruri, a navigator aboard the battleship
Nadesico. Quite frankly, Ive dealt with a lot of idiots in
my short life and Im not a big fan of them. I can only hope
that my teammates arent stupid. But then again, Ive
never been on the lucky side.
(Davis and Gary are waiting at the lot. The Angels doors
are shut.)
(Its Mimi, Yolei, and Shinji returning.
Yolei: What happened here?
Mimi: Who shut our doors?
(Mimi looks over at
Mimi:
Yolei: I dont see
Shinji: Um, ladies? Shouldnt we open the doors?
(Mimi and Yolei turn to Shinji, annoyed.)
Mimi/Yolei: You do it. We have a goggle boy to kill.
(Mimi and Yolei advance on
James: Oh boy
that wasnt fun. For some strange
reason, we should have just walked here.
Jessie: Well James, you always wanted to be on Broadway, your dream came true.
James: Yeah, but I wanted to be in a musical, not face down on the sidewalk!
(Jessie and James head towards the door openers, pushing
Shinji aside.)
Jessie: Move it, twerp.
(Brock is on the fourth floor and opens the door to find a
girl of sixteen, with dark-blue hair. Brock immediately takes her
hand.)
Brock: Alas, after toiling for hours, I have finally scaled the
tower to meet my fair princess.
(Akane grabs a book on a nearby desk and slams Brock in the
head with it. She drags him out the door.)
Akane: (angry) Lets go, Romeo!!
(Akane is in an interview. Caption: "Just Us Guys- Akane-
Ranma ˝")
Akane: My names Akane, a high school student and a
training martial artist. I work pretty well with just about
anybody, and as long as they arent a couple of stuck-up
perverts we should do fine!
(Izzy, Rika, and Mihoshi have gotten back to the parking lot,
as the Angels and Double J are trying to get their doors open.
Izzy and Rika pile in their car while Mihoshi gets in the
drivers seat.)
Izzy: All right, were still in first. Step on it Mihoshi!
Mihoshi: Okay, hold on dont rush me. Lets see, check the mirrors, put on the seat belt, adjust the seat or was I supposed to adjust the seat before checking the mirrors?
(Izzy and Rika slump back in their seats.)
Rika: Thank God were still in first.
(Mihoshi successfully starts the car.)
Mihoshi: Okay! Here we go!
(The car slowly pulls out of the parking lot.)
Mike: (VO) And finally, one team is on the road. Now joined by
Mihoshi, Izzy and Rika of "Brains & Blondes" are
the first out of the gate.
Jessie: Of course I was a little concerned when I saw that
we were just starting to open our doors and those twerps in the
brown car already had their driver and were leaving. Thats
time well have to make up for down the road.
James: Dont worry though
we will.
(TK and Kari have reached their room.)
Kari: Its a good thing we did go back.
TK: Yeah, it was on the second floor after all.
(TK and Kari smile at each other, and open the door to the
room. Inside, they are greeted by a tall and intimidating blond
with a sinister smile on his face.)
Nakago: Hello
team.
(Nakago gives a quiet evil chuckle. Interview shot of him.
Caption: "Hope & Plight- Nakago- Fushigi Yuugi")
Nakago: My name is Nakago, shogun for the country of Kutou and
one of the Seiryuu Seishi. A lot of people say Im evil, and
that Ill go to any lengths to get what I want. Of course, I
cant really say much to dispel that notion. So Im
evil, do you have a problem with that?
(Mimi, Yolei, and Shinji finally get the third door opened and
get in the car just as Brock and Akane arrive. They are joined
immediately by
Shinji: Um, Yolei? Was that necessary?
Mimi: Oh, come on, Shinji, were just having fun with them.
Shinji: Ah. Right.
(
Mike: (VO) Despite Garys sabotage attempt, The Angels are
still second to leave, but they are followed immediately by Just
Us Guys.
(Ash and Ruri are wondering the streets of
Ash: I think they said it was
Ruri:
(Ruri turns around. Ash follows.)
(Jessie and James have their third door opened and head off to
find their driver in Room 308. Meanwhile, TK, Kari and Nakago are
going in the other direction, and reach their car.
Kari: Oh, it was
Nakago: Dont tell him hes the enemy.
(Nakago, Kari, and TK get into the car. From Nakagos
view,
Nakago: (dark) Would either of you two mind if I
TK/Kari: Dont even think about it!
TK: Were usually pretty open-minded people, and
werent really concerned about who our partner would be. But
I gotta say
were scared to death of this guy!
Kari: Hes a very dangerous person that seems to have
a lot of issues. Were going to see if hes got a dark
spore in him. If not
things could get ugly.
(The yellow car pulls out onto the road.)
Mike: (VO) And Hope & Plight gets off to a fourth place start
while Jessie and James are just discovering who their driver is.
(Jessie and James are entering the room. Inside is a teenaged
blond girl, with a very determined look
almost angry.)
Jessie G: Christ, it took you long enough.
Jessie: Well sorry lady, we ran into some problems.
Jessie G: Whatever, lets get going.
(Jessie G walks out ahead of Jessie and James. Interview shot
of Jessie G. Caption "Triple J- Jessie G.- Battle
Athletes")
Jessie G: I am Jessie Gurtland, an athlete competing to become
the next Cosmo Beauty. I consider myself to be something of a
winner, and I do not tolerate people who dont strive to be
the best. I demand it in my teammates, I demand it in my
opponents, and I cant stand it when either of the two
dont give their all.
(
(
(
(It gets his attention, as well as the attention of everyone
else on the block. Ash waves back.
Ash: Yeah! I found the driver, were all ready to go!
Ruri: (apathetic) Shall we then?
Ash:
(Ruri walks away.)
Ruri: Idiot.
Ash: You know the way there.
Ash: I dont know what they had in mind when putting me and Davis with Ruri. I like Ruri. She sounds really smart, and can really help the team out. I dont know why they consider it a mismatch.
(Ruri, Ash, and
Mike: (VO) The Impulsive Idiots, despite a strange strategy,
manage to pull out in fifth, while Triple J brings up the rear.
(Back to Tom, in the studio.)
Tom: And at long last, all the teams are on the road. Brains
& Blondes, with Izzy, Rika, and Mihoshi, got off to a good
start and are in the lead, followed by The Angels- Mimi, Yolei,
and Shinji, as well as Just Us Guys- Brock, Gary, and Akane. Hope
& Plight- TK, Kari, and Nakago are in fourth. Behind them are
the Impulsive Idiots- Ash, Davis, and Ruri, with Triple J- James,
Jessie, and Jessie Gurtland bringing up the rear.
(The screen switches to a map of the
Tom: And so begins the first leg of the race. The teams will head
from
End Episode One
Next Time-
* Although each car is the same design, some just
arent very lucky. While some have a smooth ride, some face
an early breakdown.
* Not only do the teams have to share a car- they have to share a
bedroom too. This dont bode good for contestants like Akane
and Kari.
* After falling victim to sabotage already, how can Mimi and
Yolei get even?