The morning commute to the airport has always been a bit of awkwardness for
the participants playing that day. Normally, each nation got their own escort to
the airport, where they would sit in separate sections on a charter flight to
the destination city, where they would join the rest of their team. Despite the
effort to keep two opposing nations apart, they were always in the same general
location and run-ins were bound to happen. Some were comfortable fraternizing
with the enemy. Some tried not to make eye contact.
But with four games, at only two separate times, there was no way in
hell Germany was splurging for four cars at once.
In fact, he arranged for all eight nations to travel at the same time in a
giant Volkswagen van.
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Now we are cruising in style! Nice
wheels, Germany. |
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Shut up and get in. |
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Can we all fit in there? It's a bit
cramped, eh? |
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The space seems adequate. |
Canada hesitantly goes in, as does Belgium, slapping the
cigarette out of Holland's mouth as he enters. Greece sits down,
attempts to stretch out, fails, but falls asleep anyway. His head
falls on Canada's shoulder.
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*meak* Um, sorry to wake you,
but... um... Greece? |
Russia enters as well, sitting right next to Hungary. He gives
her a big smile. She can't inch away.
Germany sighs and prepares to board himself. He doesn't make it.
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Germany! Germany! Help!! |
Germany stands up as Italy rushes in and crashes into him.
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What is it? We need to leave
promptly. |
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The door's open! He's escaped! |
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What are you talking about? Who's
escaped? |
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Prussia! |
Germany rushes back to the village, followed by Italy. Japan
follows out of curiosity.
Hungary instinctively gets up to follow, but Russia puts a hand on her
shoulder.
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Don't worry, Hungary. I'll protect
your vital regions. Just like old times, da. |
She finds herself unable to get out of his grasp.
Down in the basement, Germany frowns. Indeed, the door is wide open and there
is no Prussia in sight.
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Where the devil is Bulgaria? This is
what I get for trusting a Balkan. |
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What should we do? |
Japan follows Italy inside. He sees the collection of DVDs and video games
Prussia had been using for entertainment.
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Unfortunately, I need to leave now or
I will never get to Berlin on time. Keep an eye out for
him. |
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What if I find him? |
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I don't know. Goad him into attacking
Switzerland. That will take care of him. |
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Aye aye, cap'n! |
Germany rolls his eyes and marches out. He comes back a moment
later to collect Japan, who couldn't resist the temptation and was
parked in front of a video game. He pulls Japan back to the van,
leaving Italy alone down there.
Suddenly, the video game shouts out, "Itsa me... Mario!"
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Wow, do I really sound like that? |
Day 12
Russia vs. Germany - Hungary vs. Greece
Japan vs. Holland - Belgium vs. Canada
Fun Fact: Cuba's favorite video game is Guerrilla War.
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G'day everybody! I'm Australia and
this is my top tyrant, Cuba. Today we begin the third
set of games in the group stage with a full slate of
four matches. |
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And the best part about today's
groups is that all eight teams are very much alive. Some
need help, but everybody in both Group A and Group B can
still advance to the next round or fall by the wayside.
|
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Four will move on while four nations
will say goodbye forever to the Hetalia World Cup. |
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First up this afternoon is Group A,
which lived up to its billing as the Group of Death.
Russia has a tenuous lead with 4 points, Germany and
Greece each have 3 while Hungary trails with 1. |
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Hungary is taking on Greece in a
must-win match for her. She looked pretty solid in both
games, earning a draw against Russia in her last outing. |
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Definitely. She's not the fastest
team out there, but she's sneaky and tested not only
Russia, but Germany in the opener. Greece, meanwhile,
looked really bad against Russia but shocked the world
with a huge 4-3 win over the hosts. |
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He's in for sure with a win and could
make it with a draw. Hungary not only needs a win, but
needs the result of the other game to turn out in her
favor. Vietnam is with her in Hanover. |
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Well, this is it. After a big draw
against Russia, Greece is up next and has been all over
the map. What do you expect to see out of him today? |
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I don't know. It's hard to say.
Usually he plays such a laidback defensive game, but we
haven't really seen that. It didn't work against Russia
and he was pretty aggressive against Germany. |
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How closely will you be watching the
other game? |
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It's simple for me. I need to win.
Everything else is out of my hands. So I'm going to
focus on winning this match and I'll leave you to do the
math. |
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I'll give you a nod if you're
through. |
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Sounds like a deal. |
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Thanks, Hungary. Good luck. |
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Now since goal differential is the
first tie-breaker, knowing the results of the other game
in advance can be an unfair advantage. So the final
matches in a group are all played concurrently. We'll
check in with Vietnam regularly, but we turn our
attention to a potential epic between Russia and
Germany. |
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Oh boy... hosts Germany can only be
safe with a win, but he has to go through his old
arch-nemesis to do it. How perfect is this? |
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Both sides looked good in their first
matches, but faced problems in their second. Russia has
the high ground and will advance with a win or a draw...
but Germany has the home pitch. |
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I absolutely love it. Not only is a
trip to the next round up for grabs, but it's Germany
vs. Russia, in Berlin, in Olympiastadion. You can't make
up a more awesome scenario. |
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Now obviously Vietnam is in Hanover and won't be able to cover the match, while Taiwan is in
Kaiserslautern for tonight's set. So we had to improvise
a bit as far as field reporters. I found somebody for
tonight and Cuba found somebody for today. Who'd you
get? |
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Well, remember back on Day 1 when we had that list of
former World Cup champions? |
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You didn't... |
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Hey, if he's suddenly representing
South America, that makes him my new hombre. Our
nine-time defending champion Prussia is in Berlin! |
And he seems very happy to be out in the fresh air. Russia appears happy too,
for reasons man should never discover.
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It's about damn time! Time for
Prussia to show you how this is done. Russia! |
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Da! |
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You're totally gonna cream West,
right? He ain't nothing. |
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Absolutely. There were a few things
to correct from the last game, but it was all right. I
don't mind being level with Hungary. |
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Oh yeah, I've been level with Hungary
all my life, if you know what I mean. |
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I don't, but Germany will fall before
the mighty Russia... like he always does. He's a good
doggie like that. |
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Well, you get to work and score one
for Prussia, all right? |
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Da. |
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*Prussia flips his microphone
towards the camera* |
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Heh. Aced it. You think some Asian
chick can nail it like that? |
Cuba is mortified.
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Well, on the plus side, it's only for
three more games. |
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The pride of South America, right
there. |
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Well who the hell did you find?
Romano? |
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You'll see. Anyway, time to bring
Group A to a dramatic finish! Here we go! |
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Day
12- Berlin |
Match 33 |
Group A |
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RUSSIA |
vs. |
GERMANY |
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Russia starts out with the ball and does a fairly good job keeping possession
of it. However, he can't hold it forever and Germany is quick to advance when he
gets it back, setting up good shots very fast.
Russia takes longer to move forward, but he is able to drive into the box.
Germany, however, forces him to take a bad position and usually takes care of
things without giving up a shot. But not always.
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Russia crosses the halfline down the
side. Sends a longball into the box! A long header...
off the post! Germany clears it for a corner. |
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Close call there, Russia might be
onto something with that kind of attack. |
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Corner kick for Russia, long... into
the box... gets a head! Off the crossbar! Keeper nabs
it! Another near miss! |
Germany slows things down, but still charges ahead.
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Germany moving forward, coming it at
an angle, takes a shot! Knocked away by Russia and
cleared out of the box. |
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Germany gets it back though! |
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He does, fires from way out there!
Keeper dives, gets a glove... GOAL! GOAL! Germany drives
one in from long range! |
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That had to be, man, 21 yards out!
Just a bullet at the goal. Russia was a little out of
position and only could get fingers on it. Hell of a
strike to lead things off! |

9' - GOAL (GER) - Germany 1, Russia 0
With the crowd booming their support, Germany seizes the momentum and almost
all of the possession. Russia can't get anywhere with the ball and Germany is
clicking now.
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Germany driving toward the box, but
Russia puts a stop to it. Takes the ball. |
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Or not! Germany sticks with it.
Knocks it free! Loose ball! |
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Germany picks it up, dribbles
forward, into the box! Shoots! Scores! The crowd is
deafening as Germany takes a 2-0 lead! |
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Russia got a bit ahead of himself
there. Didn't secure possession, Germany got it back and
found an opening. Russia's first deficit of the
tournament just got even deeper. |
12' - GOAL (GER) - Germany 2, Russia 0
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Looks like Germany's not the only one
starting off early. Vietnam has an update. |
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Well, it seems today we're getting
the Greece we expected from the beginning. Strong
defense that slowly pushes forward with the ball. A
sideline pass to the corner of the box led to a great
juke past Hungary and a strike to the far post. Greece
leads 1-0. |

13' - GOAL (GRE) - Greece 1, Hungary 0
Russia collects himself a little better and gets used to the crowd noise. But
Germany has seized control of the game and does not appear to be letting go. His
next conquest is a strong defense, which holds off Russia, despite giving up a
couple shots.
The same applies in reverse, as Russia's defense appears to rise to the
challenge. Germany passes around Russia's territory, trying to find the open
shot. He usually does, but Russia is able to save it.
As the half moves along, the excitement starts to wear out and the crowd
becomes a little less electric. Russia seems to be keeping up a little more and
dragging things into a stalemate.
It's a good time for an update from Vietnam.
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Hungary's doing what she can, but
Greece's defense is proving hard for her to crack today.
His offense working nicely as well as a cross drops into
the box and Greece is able to get there to drive home
his second goal of the tournament. |

30' - GOAL (GRE) - Greece 2, Hungary 0
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Thanks, Vietnam. Looks like Russia's
trying a cross of his own. Germany kicks it away, but
Russia gets it back. He passes, another cross... again,
Germany knocks it away. This time it's a corner. |
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It's taken awhile, but it finally
looks like Russia's found a way to test Germany's
defense. |
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Corner kick is a low one, short and
bounces, struck by Russia... GOAL! A bit unorthodox but
Russia gets one back! |
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Nothing unorthodox about that at all!
Not exactly the textbook corner kick set piece, but
Russia aimed a little farther outside, targeted a patch
of green and let his striker do the rest. Nice work. |

32' - GOAL (RUS) - Germany 2, Russia 1
Now Russia starts to get some open shots. Germany scrambles to figure out
Russia's adjustments, but thankfully his keeper makes some nice saves to
preserve the lead.
In the meantime, his offense is still clicking nicely.
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Great pass down the sideline.
Germany's open and looking for a cross! |
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Nobody in the box, though. He's stuck
there. |
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Holds things for a bit, Russia going
to pressure him now... dodges and there's the cross!
Striker there to head it! Off the post, but Germany
slides in with a kick- GOAL! The lead is back to two! |
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Nice use of numbers there. He knew he
didn't have anything, so he waited it out and drew some
pressure over, then unleashed the cross. We may be
asking questions about Germany's defense, but his
offense is peaking right now. |

37' - GOAL (GER) - Germany 3, Russia 1
The good times don't last long for Germany.
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Russia charging now. Daring long pass
into the box. Looks like the keeper will get there
first. |
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No, wait! The defender got a head to
it! |
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Heading towards goal! Oh, Germany
heads it... it's clear! Almost an awful own goal. |
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Shades of Turkey right there.
Germany's defense still a bit shaky right now. |
Russia is able to step things up and generate some good shots. Once again,
Germany's defense struggles to keep up and it takes more work from the keeper to
keep Russia out.
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Another great save from Germany! He
kicks it clear and we go to Hanover for an update. |
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Hungary is getting plenty of shots,
but not very good ones. Greece, meanwhile, continues to
use his defense to propel his offense forward. A third
goal set up by a nicely placed cross means things are
looking good for Greece. |
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If Greece can keep scoring on this
clip and Russia keeps things close, Greece may even have
a shot at winning this group. |
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Indeed. We'll take a closer look at
that at halftime. |
41' - GOAL (GRE) - Greece 3, Hungary 0
Back in Berlin, Russia gets a corner kick.
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Corner kick now from Russia. Already
has one goal from it today and hoping to get something
with this momentum. Kick's away, nope, easily stopped by
Germany. Quick pass forward. Up to midfield and dragged
down from behind. Whistle blows and Russia plays
innocent. |
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I don't think the official's falling
for that one. |
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*holds up yellow card* Sorry,
that's a booking. |
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Yep, it's a yellow. No argument from
Russia on that one. |
After the free kick, Germany continues his possession.
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Germany moving well now, Russia
pressures, great evasion! Germany passes, open down the
side of the box! Quick shot is blocked but right back to
him! Second shot scores! Fourth goal for Germany in the
half! |
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I can't say enough about Germany's
offense today! Just running past Russia's defense to set
up some fantastic, powerful shots. He's starting to run
away with this one. |
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And right before halftime. That's a
doozy for Russia to swallow. |
44' - GOAL (GER) - Germany 4, Russia 1
That does end the half, and the crowd is just going nuts. Germany raises an
arm as he charges to the locker room. Russia has a faint smile on his face, but
he stares straight ahead as he walks in.
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At halftime, both games appear to be
pretty one-sided. |
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I'd say ours is a bit closer than it
looked. Russia broke down Germany's defense several
times, but just couldn't land one. But Germany's offense
looks unstoppable today. The tide could turn, but it's a
long road for Russia. |
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And things not going favorably for
Russia in Hanover either. Vietnam? |
Vietnam is standing outside the tunnel with Greece.
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Halftime here and we're seeing
Greece's defense take over a game the way we expected.
Hungary is getting her shots in, but Greece seems to
have no trouble stopping them. That strong defense has
fed into his offensive possessions, setting up three
goals and allowing none. |
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Yeah, that's... pretty good. |
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Are you pleased that your defense is
finally playing up to your high standards? |
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It's nice. Yes. |
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What do you expect Hungary to do to
stop you in the second half? |
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I don't know... probably try to score
some more. |
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Well, good luck stopping her in the
second half. |
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Yeah... Same to you. |
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What I love about this is that Greece
recognized that his defense was still lacking even after
his big win over Germany. He focused on that and didn't
get too caught up his own success. |
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Or maybe he's just zoned out like he
always is. But it's looking good for Germany and Greece
to advance to the next round. |
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Absolutely. I'm not counting out
Russia yet, since all he needs is a draw, but Greece is
in really good shape with that defense. |
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Wins for both Germany and Greece
would give them both 6 points. Germany has a two-goal
advantage, so at this moment, he would win the group. |
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But that can change in the second
half, so let's get to it. |
Germany slows things down considerably in the second half. He moves
downfield, but surely and carefully, without risking turnovers or getting
stretched out. He also does a good job resisting Russia every step of the way
when on defense.
He's rewarded a few minutes in with a long series of corner kicks. Nothing
goes in, but it eats several minutes of time off the clock.
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Russia finally gets a clearance, so
we have some time to go to Vietnam for a game break. |
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No luck for Germany on those corners,
but Hungary was able to make something happen. Her set
piece created a hole and a header which got in along the
far post. Still a ways to go to catch up to Greece. |

47' - GOAL (HUN) - Greece 3, Hungary 1
Germany's defense really starts to shut things down now, denying Russia a lot
of opportunities. Even the one really good shot Russia gets is saved easily.
It doesn't stop Russia from trying.
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Russia with a throw-in here, good one
into the box. Takes a shot! Saved, Germany tries to
clear, can't! Another shot! Another save! |
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And that's always been the kicker.
Germany's defense is playing much better now, but even
when it lets one go, his keeper is always there with the
big save. |
And Germany starts moving forward again.
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Germany rushing ahead now. Long pass
into the box, he's there, but heads it back out. |
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Yep, didn't have a clear shot at
that. |
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Gets it back, passes in again.
There's a shot! SCORES! Good patience by Germany and
that might put it away! |
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The crowd must think so too because
they are loving it! A four-goal lead over Russia and a
trip to the Round of 16 is all but assured now with less
than thirty minutes left to full time. |
61' - GOAL (GER) - Germany 5, Russia 1
Hearing the crowd go wild for Germany, Russia smiles. Everybody's so happy.
That has to stop.
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Russia rushing forward, trying hard
to get that one back. Tries a long pass, heading up but
punched out by the keeper. |
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Back to Russia though, dribbles up,
takes a shot... GOAL! Russia doesn't want to be counted
out yet! |
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Indeed not, but it still may be too
late. Russia will really have to pull out all the stops
now. |
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You say that as if he won't... |
63' - GOAL (RUS) - Germany 5, Russia 2
Russia does indeed rush forward, giving Germany's defense everything it can
handle. Still, he and his keeper are resolute, stopping most of Russia's attacks
and saving the rest. Germany pushes forward when he can, but recognizes that the
rest of the game will be about his defense.
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Germany clears it out. Any updates
from Hanover, Vietnam? |
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Hungary's doing a great job stopping
Greece this half, but offensively she hasn't gotten
anything else through. Had a chance just now with
a great steal, but Greece regrouped on defense and
turned her away. Greece still leads 3-1 late. |
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Thanks, Vietnam, and Russia trying
again with the ball around the box. |
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Germany pressuring him well here.
Russia's not finding any room to breathe. |
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Passes up to the top, takes a long
shot from outside... SCORES! Quick sharp pass caught
Germany napping and Russia's within two! |
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Forget asking how he got that
through, how did he get that off?! Two Germans all over
him and he still sends a hard strike past the
goalkeeper. Two goals down now, but we've seen stranger
things from worse teams. This isn't over! |

70' - GOAL (RUS) - Germany 5, Russia 3
With the crowd hushed a bit, Russia gets another opportunity right
afterwards, which is just barely knocked away for a corner. Germany realizes
this and starts pushing harder to possess the ball and attack, just to stretch
Russia a bit more. He's able to kill a few minutes this way, but Russia is still
determined.
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Russia charging ahead, nearing
Germany's box, hard tackle and a foul called. |
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Shouldn't be a card there, but
Germany getting a little rough out there. He knows what
Russia's capable of when he's desperate. |
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Okay, Germany, ease up. Let's finish
clean, guys. Free kick for Russia. |
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Russia lines up for it, Germany
building a wall in front of him. |
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Let's see... should be about
twenty-five yards out. Russia already hit one from
twenty. |
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Squares up, it's away and over the
wall! Sinking... not enough! Just over the bar! Germany
escapes with a goal kick. |
Russia continues to attack, but doesn't get nearly the same success as
Germany stops him, and even comes close to adding a sixth goal. Russia's next
possession is a good one, with Germany conceding several corner kicks, but
Germany is able to hold him off, then control the possession to end the clock.
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Germany clears, long kick forward
into Russia's half. Russia gets it back, sends it back
across but Thailand blows the whistle and the crowd
explodes! Die Mannschaft prevails! |
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It wasn't as easy a road as most host
nations get, but Germany has survived, he wins Group A,
and he will move on to play Group B's runner-up in the
Round of 16. |
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And despite his impressive opening
win over Greece, Russia is leapfrogged and eliminated
from the tournament. |
Germany raises a fist to the air, surprisingly pumped for someone of his
demeanor. The crowd is too and he celebrates with them before heading in for a
shower.
Still with a faint smile, Russia stares at them as well. There's something
very pleasing about so many happy people, until he remembers that there are even
more back home upset by the loss. They are bound to be disappointed and maybe a
little angry. And Russia hates it when his people are angry.
But he shrugs it off and walks through the tunnel with his dignity. After
all, if things were really bad back home, Russia can always blame Germany for
his misery. And that could make everybody miserable in a hurry. That would make
Russia very happy.
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Day
12- Berlin |
Match 33 |
Group A |
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RUSSIA |
3:5
FT |
GERMANY |
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32'
63'
70' |
Loskov
Krichenko
Loskov |
Referee THA |
Frings
Ballack
Ballack
Klose
Podolski |
9'
12'
37'
44'
61' |
Prussia accosts Germany in the tunnel.
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All right, West! How did you pull it
off? |
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W... Who the hell gave you a
microphone? |
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That Cuba guy, he's almost as awesome
as me! So how did you finally beat Russia at something? |
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Finally? I fought hard, stuck to my
plan and dominated physically. |
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Cool. So who do you play next? |
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I don't know yet. That depends on- |
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How are you supposed to beat somebody
if you don't know who they are? Loser attitude, West. |
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I must be prepared for any of the
Group B opponents. They are all very skilled. |
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You say that, but really you think
you're going to throw them to the ground, right? |
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I'm leaving! Call me when Taiwan's
back on duty! |
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I dunno guys. That kind of arrogance
might get him beat up in the next round. Back to you! |
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Thanks, I think. How about we turn to
Vietnam for a more professional recap of the Hanover
game? |
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Glad you appreciate what we bring to
the table, Australia. Anyway, the story of the second
half is Greece's defense, finally back in tune and ready
for the next round. Hungary kept attacking but he didn't
break and held on for a 3-1 win, clinching a trip to the
group stage! |
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Day
12- Hanover |
Match 34 |
Group A |
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HUNGARY |
1:3
FT |
GREECE |
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|
47' |
Gera |
Referee CMR |
Gekas
Giannakapoulos
Basinasi |
13'
30'
41' |
Back in studio, Australia and Cuba summarize the action.
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So Germany recovers and Greece is
starting to play his way heading to the Round of 16. |
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You can't underestimate the
importance of that. Fun as it was to see Greece running
around against Germany, his strength is in his defense
and he's starting to play that way now. Should be a
tough test for whoever he gets. |
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And on the other side a disappointing
end for Russia, who seemed assured of a spot after his
first match. |
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Can't fault him for losing to
Germany, but once the smoke clears it was his failure to
beat Hungary that did him in. Tough as she was, she was
the weakest team and he couldn't get the job done. |
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So now it's time to see who Germany
and Greece will be facing. Taiwan will be in
Kaiserslautern keeping track of Canada-Belgium. |
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That should be a pretty even match.
Belgium has the more experienced side, but she has
really struggled to score, getting shut out against
Japan. Canada's doing great on offense, but Holland
rattled his defense in a 6-3 rout. |
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Still, Canada's opening win over
Japan means a win clinches it for him. Japan and
Holland, meanwhile, square off tonight in Cologne. |
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And both looked really good last
week, especially Japan with his 5-0 win. Makes me think
twice about calling Holland the favorite here. |
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Holland has four points and Japan
three, so a draw puts Holland in for sure. Only a win
clinches it for the Samurai Blue. |
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So... before you blast me the next
three days for giving Prussia a microphone, let's see
who you got. |
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Wy. |
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Because it sounds like we've got
Japan ready for an interview. I want to know who's doing
the job. |
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Wy's doing it. |
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W... oh, that little pretend country
of yours? |
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Bingo! |
She is with Japan off the pitch.
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Coming off a big win over Belgium,
how confident do you feel about your match tonight? |
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Holland is big and fearsome, but I
hope to hold him off long enough to find opportunities
to score. |
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With a draw, a lot of your fate rests
on the other match. How closely will you be watching? |
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I must plan for a victory and ignore
the other game. Nothing else will be enough against
Holland. |
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Do you plan on using a more defensive
approach or remain balanced? |
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I will adapt my strategy as the
situation dictates. |
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Great. Thank you and good luck. |
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Great work, Wy. |
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Thanks. Can I have my driveway now? |
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You know what I love best about Wy?
She's a micronation camped in your backyard and yet she
has more established canon than you. |
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At least she doesn't have a soccer
team. But Japan and Holland do and it's time to see what
they're made of! |
|
Day
12- Cologne |
Match 35 |
Group B |
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JAPAN |
vs. |
HOLLAND |
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Holland appears to dominate with the ball early on, but that quickly is
revealed to be an illusion. Actually, Japan's just really focused on defense.
Although Holland has possession, it takes him five minutes to get a shot off,
and that takes a good steal.
In turn, Japan doesn't have any offense to speak of. Eventually, he works his
way down for a shot and a corner kick, but that's about all he gets in the early
stages. Holland is just all over it.
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Corner kick for Holland. It's away,
headed toward the far post, Japan blocks it, heading out
for another corner. No, Holland recovers, another shot!
Off the post! But right to another striker, clear shot,
GOAL! Holland's persistent and opens things up early. |
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He saw a chance on that set piece and
did everything he could to get some shots off before
Japan could regroup. Nice goal and one that really puts
Japan in a tough spot if he thinks he can focus on
defense all day. |

9' - GOAL (NED) - Holland 1, Japan 0
 |
Looks like Sis has a rebuttal.
Taiwan? |
 |
Corner kicks are winners for the Low
Countries! Belgium uses a short corner to set up a cross
and the game's first goal. It's all Belgium early on and
she has the goal to prove it. |

10' - GOAL (BEL) - Belgium 1, Canada 0
Holland continues to move the ball at will, while Japan continues to
concentrate on defense. It takes several minutes for Japan to muster any sort of
response, and that's a simple header that Holland's keeper has no trouble with.
While Holland struggles to score a second goal, Japan takes the battle a
little further out and eventually gets something going.
 |
Japan brings it out, quick pass
forward, around Holland. Takes it into the box! Passes,
fires a shot! Keeper blocks it but right back to Japan!
Shoots- SCORES! Signs of life as Japan suddenly draws
even! |
 |
I was starting to wonder if Japan was
ever going to break free. A quick attack gets past
Holland's defense and sets up a nice goal. We might have
a game here after all. |

17' - GOAL (JPN) - Holland 1, Japan 1
Suddenly, Japan seems perfectly capable of mounting an offense. He's
controlling the possession now and refusing to let Holland touch the ball. His
attacks are fast and frightening.
 |
Japan fast up the middle, shoots one
through, finds a man open in the box! Shot! Knocked
away! Corner kick! |
 |
It's like he took the first fifteen
minutes off and decided to make up for lost time.
Impressive stuff right here. |
The tables seemed to have turned as now Holland seems helpless to stop Japan.
 |
At midfield, Japan passes forward,
and again quickly! Got it! Past the defense, he's wide
open! Into the box, stutters a bit, fires and scores!
Some nice footwork draws out the keeper and Japan takes
the lead! |
 |
What a move! Japan had enough of a
break on the defenders to do a little stutter-step in
the box to throw off the keeper. Great goal! He has
really seized control of this game. |

27' - GOAL (JPN) - Japan 2, Holland 1
He doesn't waste any time following up.
 |
Once again, Japan charges ahead! Down
the side, gets off a cross. Over one striker's head,
right to another's boot! Back to nearpost... GOAL!
Another goal right after seizing the lead. |
 |
Wow, as good as Japan looked against
Belgium, I don't think any of us could have predicted
this kind of performance against Holland. The Orange
seriously need to regroup now because the dominance they
showed early is just a memory. |
28' - GOAL (JPN) - Japan 3, Holland 1
Holland tries an attack, but it's swallowed up quickly and Japan gets it
back.
 |
Let's hope we can get a second to
check up on the Canada-Belgium match. Taiwan? |
 |
I'll try to make it fast in case
Japan's not through yet. Canada's getting closer.
Starting to see signs of his attacking abilities, but so
far Belgium's holding him off pretty well and still
leads 1-0. Back to you! |
 |
Holland's gonna have be extra nice to
his sister if he can't turn this around. He can't afford
a Canada win. |
 |
Japan approaching the box again,
driving, tackled! Where's it spotted? |
|
|
Seychelles points outside the box
and then holds up a yellow card to Holland. |
 |
Free kick for Japan! |
 |
Mere meters from a penalty, but a
dangerous free kick here. Holland forms his wall and
Japan lines it up. Kick away, on target... just knocked
away! Great kick, but Japan settles for a corner. |
Japan continues to remain aggressive, even earning his own yellow card a few
minutes later.
Holland starts to recover a little bit, getting the ball long enough to get
some possession going. But Japan's defense is still proving to be a force. At
least it stalls Japan's offense as he has to respect Holland's scoring ability.
Both sides take turns controlling it, but neither can muster much of
anything. Right before the half, Japan gets a good shot in, and Holland charges
right back.
 |
Holland looking for some
encouragement before halftime. Passes up, and again,
towards the box. Both sides go to get it and they
collide! Whistle blows and the official's in there to
sort things out! |
 |
Careful! Both of you! This'll be a
free kick for Holland. |
 |
Yeah, good call. Holland had better
position, but Japan was clearly going for the ball.
Definitely a foul on Japan, but not worth a card. Still
a great chance here for Holland. |
 |
As stoppage time continues, Holland
tees it up, kicks over the wall, keeper dives, gets a
piece! Off the post! Japan kicks it away for a corner! |
The corner kick goes nowhere and the half ends.
 |
Halftime and Japan has erupted with
three goals. More importantly, he weathered the early
storm from Holland and has shut him down since. |
 |
You gotta wonder if Japan was playing
possum for the first twenty minutes or so. Holland has
always been very aggressive early. It's the second game
now where he scored in the first ten minutes. It's very
possible Japan focused on defense early to size things
up so he could take charge later. |
 |
Whatever Japan's strategy, it has
worked beautifully. You can't count out Holland,
however, as he's shown that he can put goals in rapidly. |
 |
Against Canada, at least. And as much
as he was able to shoot on Belgium, he only scored once.
I'm impressed that Japan has been able to stop Holland
from shooting, but it's not the first time he's had a
dry spell in this tournament. |
 |
I also recall him having a devil of a
time in the first half against Canada. Speaking of
which, let's get an update from Taiwan. |
Taiwan is near the stadium tunnel with Belgium.
 |
Canada is continuing to get a little
more pressure, but Belgium has been able to hold him
off. It's still a 1-0 game, however, so it's definitely
not over. Belgium, what's your assessment of things? |
 |
I am thrilled with how things are
going so far. My last game was so frustrating, so I'm
happy with the way I've kept possession and controlled
the pace. Canada's tougher than he looks, but I'm
feeling good about this one. |
 |
Can't say the same about your
brother, though. |
 |
I know. What the hell's been going on
over there? Hey, Bro! Get your act together! If you
can't beat that guy, we're both done for! |
 |
That's not true, actually. If you
win, Holland will still advance. |
 |
But I don't? What the hell?! You
better not be riding my coattails! If I have to bail you
out of this one, I swear you'll never hear the end of
it! |
 |
Well, good luck with the
brother-bailing. Back to you guys! |
 |
Unfortunate for Belgium, but that's
what it amounts to. |
 |
Yeah, a loss by Holland and a win for
her puts them even. He has the goal differential
advantage by a good margin, so he'd take the second spot
behind Japan. |
 |
And Belgium seems incapable of
running up the score to fix that. |
 |
Yeah, and she doesn't want to try it.
Canada can score if you let him. Belgium's been handling
him better than either Japan or Holland did, so she
needs to keep it up and just win the game. She can't
control what happens in Cologne. |
 |
Well, let's see what happens in
Cologne then. |
Holland happens in Cologne. He takes the ball and starts moving rapidly.
 |
Holland with a long pass across
midfield. And another! Japan tries to hurry back, ball
into the box, Holland drills it! GOAL! A flurry of
longballs and he's back within one! |
 |
No quit here for Holland! He doesn't
waste any time and sends the ball flying down to get
back into the game. Never count this guy out! |

47' - GOAL (NED) - Japan 3, Holland 2
Holland appears to take control for a while, but Japan's defense remains
sturdy and they get the ball back.
 |
Japan moving downfield now. Down the
sides, crosses it. He collects it outside the box.
Nobody in so he fires it from there... curls... IN! Long
shot from outside goes past the keeper and curls
beautifully for Japan's fourth of the night! |
 |
And a backbreaker for Holland. It
looked like he had some momentum to start the half, but
Japan with an absolutely wonderful shot. I can't believe
this is the same guy who had so much trouble finishing
against Canada. |
50' - GOAL (JPN) - Japan 4, Holland 2
Japan possesses more, but shoots a bit less. Holland tries a couple
counterattacks to no avail.
 |
Looks like we have an update from the
other match. Taiwan? |
 |
Belgium had been winning, but you
could feel the momentum starting to swing and now Canada
has tied it. A long possession wasn't going anywhere, so
he dumped it off to the side, where he somehow pulled
off a cross and headed it in for his first goal of the
night. |

54' - GOAL (CAN) - Belgium 1, Canada 1
Japan continues to refuse to give up possession. Shooting is limited, but he
is able to get crosses off.
 |
Japan looks to the side again.
There's a cross! He gets a head to it! Knocked down by
the keeper, but it's loose! Japan runs in, gets there
and taps it in for another goal! Holland's chances are
slipping away! |
 |
Not only that, but his goal
differential is slipping away. He can't afford to give
up any more goals at this rate. He's beating Belgium
just fine, but with a draw in the other match, Canada's
differential is minus-1. Right now, Holland's at zero. This
could get dicey even if Canada doesn't win. |
58' - GOAL (JPN) - Japan 5, Holland 2
But that's what sisters are for...
 |
After Canada's score, Belgium
responds. She generates a breakaway from out of nowhere
and while the first shot was knocked away, she picked it
up and put it back in. She's back out in front 2-1. |
62' - GOAL (BEL) - Belgium 2, Canada 1
And Holland starts to turn on the jets, doing everything he can to test
Japan's defense. For the first time in a long while, he gets most of the
possessions and several shots off. However, while there are several close
shaves, nothing seems to be bouncing right for him as everything goes off the
post or is narrowly saved. Still, he keeps the pressure on, despite Japan's
efforts to slow things down.
 |
Holland really stepping up, hunting
for a goal to get back into this one. Passes forward,
but no dice as Japan's keeper picks it up. |
 |
Hard decisions for Holland. Keep
putting the pressure on to force a miracle draw or sit
back and accept a loss that's humiliating but not fatal? |
 |
Long kick for Japan collected at
midfield. Quick shot forward, springs a man! He's
onside! Rushes into the box, jukes, keeper's drawn out
of position and Japan runs it in for a goal! Things are
only getting worse for the Dutch! |
 |
Japan is just faster today,
especially against this defense. He always seems to be
one step ahead. The stories will all be about Holland
falling apart, but give some credit to Japan, who might
have something to say in this tournament after all. |
70' - GOAL (JPN) - Japan 6, Holland 2
As much as Holland can't afford to go down any further, he's stubborn and
angry and not willing to give up like this. He scored five goals in short time
against Canada, and dammit he can do it again.
Only Japan's defense isn't Canada's and step up to shut him down for
the next several minutes.
 |
Holland running out of time but still
looking for some consolation. In with a cross, but it
falls in the box. Gets there first, shoots! Blocked, but
Holland's back on it. Tries again- SCORES! It's like he
forced that in out of spite. |
 |
More than that too. Belgium still
only leads by one and that kept him safe on goal
differential. If Canada comes back to draw even,
Holland's still safe. |
76' - GOAL (NED) - Japan 6, Holland 3
Holland continues forcing things forward, despite time running low.
 |
Holland forward once again, loses it
at midfield. Japan scoops it up and sends a long pass
down the side. Runs it into the box, takes a shot!
Keeper pops it up! Another strikers rushes in, heads it,
GOAL! Japan scores his seventh and Holland's back to -1! |
 |
Holland, stop being so stubborn! He's
really playing with fire. With nine minutes left,
there's nothing to be gained by attacking. |
81' - GOAL (JPN) - Japan 7, Holland 3
Or is there?
 |
Holland looking for a quick response.
Gets a pass off to the top of the box. There's a cross.
Puts a head on it... towards the far post... its in!
Holland sneaks that in and gets the goal back. |
 |
Okay, never mind. I'll give you that
one. But now! Stop it! Seriously! |
 |
Especially now. Taiwan, what
happened? |
 |
Pressure's on now. Canada got a good
push going and a great pass into the box found a striker
and he squeezed one between the keeper and the post. Tie
ballgame with eight minutes left! |
82' - GOAL (NED) - Japan 7, Holland 4

82' - GOAL (CAN) - Belgium 2, Canada 2
 |
With the goal by Holland, he's in
better shape, so let's turn the attention over to this
second match. If anything big happens in Cologne, we'll
get the scoop from Wy. |
 |
Yeah, maybe if we ignore them,
Holland will stop trying to score. |
Belgium's certainly not content with a draw, and pushes forward more than she
had been. She gets down for an open shot, but Canada is able to knock it away.
Canada isn't content with a draw either, for far more dire reasons.
 |
Canada moving downfield quickly,
passes to the side, sets up a shot! Diving save by
Belgium and she hangs onto it! Great save! |
 |
Gonna be a tense few minutes for the
Low Countries. Belgium's just playing for pride, but if
Canada somehow pulls this out, then goal differential be
damned, Holland will be eliminated! |
Therefore, both sides continue to try to pull this one out.
 |
Belgium moving forward, approaches
the box, going up to the side, but turns it over. Canada
has it back, long ball... way over Belgium's defense...
he gets there first! |
 |
Offside? |
 |
No flags are up! He's clear and all
alone! Into the box! Takes a shot! GOAL! HE'S DONE IT!
Low shot clears the keeper and Canada's one minute away
from the next round! |
 |
Oh, Canada!! Belgium's defenders like
to play forward to run the offside trap and a long pass,
almost from his own box catches them off guard, and he
times it perfectly! That, Aussie, is the biggest goal in
Canada's history! |
 |
And devastation for Holland. Unless
his sis can respond in the final minute, one of the
tournament's favorites will go home tonight. |

89' - GOAL (CAN) - Canada 3, Belgium 2
She certainly tries.
 |
Belgium forcing the issue now. Moving
around the box quickly as we enter stoppage time. |
 |
Gotta love her effort. For all her
jawing before the tournament, she's doing everything she
can to come through for her brother here. |
 |
Moving up top, gets off the cross!
Header... over the bar! She gets her chance, but it's a
goal kick for Canada. |
 |
You said it. Just couldn't get that
one down. Imagine how helpless Holland must feel right
now staring up at the scoreboard. |
 |
Kick's away, Canada gets it at
midfield, Sealand blows the whistle and Canada has
shocked the world! He advances to the Round of 16.
Holland suffers an improbable fate, eliminated in the
group stage for the first time ever! |
Canada is completely awed by what happened, so much so that he struggles even
to celebrate the way he should. Belgium sighs and goes up to check on him.
 |
Hey... are you okay? |
 |
Is this really happening? |
 |
Yeah, I think it is. Live it up. I
think you just got noticed. |
Canada looks around. There's plenty of distraught Belgian fans and supporters
leaning European, but damned if there isn't plenty of cheers, especially from
the elated Canadian fans.
Yes, Canada, this is really happening.
|
Day
12- Kaiserslautern |
Match 36 |
Group B |
 |
CANADA |
3:2
FT |
BELGIUM |
 |
54'
82'
89' |
Radzinski
Hume
Hume |
Referee
SLD |
Buffel
Mpenza |
10'
62' |
And almost as shocking...
|
Day
12- Cologne |
Match 35 |
Group B |
 |
JAPAN |
7:4
FT |
HOLLAND |
 |
17'
27'
28'
50'
58'
70'
81' |
Takahara
Yanagisawa
Nakamura
Nakata
Yanagisawa
Yanagisawa
Yanagisawa |
Referee
SEY |
van Nistelrooy
van Nistelrooy
Landzaat
Kayt |
10'
47'
76'
82' |
Taiwan finds Canada after the match.
 |
Well, Canada, has it sunk in yet? You
are now moving on to the Knockout Stage. |
 |
I'm still not sure this is real.
After losing to Holland I thought my moment was up,
but... |
 |
Talk about that final goal. Pretty
impressive seeing a pass like that from you. |
 |
Oh, I just wanted to clear it out of
there. Send it as far down as I could. But I happened to
be onside and just a little bit faster and from there
instincts took over. I didn't think about what it all
meant until after it happened. |
 |
How long to you give yourself to
savor the victory before thinking about your next match? |
 |
I'm lucky to have a next match. I
don't even know who I'm playing. |
 |
You play Germany. |
|
|
Canada's still smiling, but his
eyes slowly become terrified. |
 |
Oh. So much for winning over the
crowd, eh? |
 |
Yeah, that's not happening. But
congratulations and we'll see you in the next round. |
 |
Thank you, Taiwan. What a moment for
Canada. |
 |
Canada's never been to the knockout
stage before in the World Cup, but he's certainly proven
himself. Three goals in each of his three games. I'm
sure as hell not complaining. Sucks to be Holland
though. |
 |
Indeed. He's been to nine World Cups
and made it out of the group stage in every year they
had a group stage. Last time he was knocked out in round
one was back in 1938 when they started with the Round of
16. |
 |
That was the only year I made the
tournament, to give you an idea how long ago that was.
Won my first match... then lost 8-0 to Sweden. Good
times. |
 |
Wy, how's he taking it? |
 |
Holland, how're you taking it? |
 |
Sucks. Just a bad break and that's
all she wrote. |
 |
Well, dropping seven to Japan is a
bit more than a bad break. |
 |
Yeah, I penned Japan all wrong. Came
out the way I expected, I played it well, and then he
threw all sorts of kung fu at me. It was something else.
|
 |
What was your reaction when you saw
that Canada won? |
 |
Pretty shocked. I mean losing's bad
enough, but I felt like I was still okay because Belgium
was taking care of business. Then it hits you at the
very end. Good for Canada though. He's earned it. |
 |
So you're still sending him tulips
then? |
 |
Oh yeah... gonna make Belgium pay to
ship 'em over there, though. |
 |
Thanks Holland. |
 |
That'll be an awkward Christmas
dinner over at the Benelux household. |
 |
Hey, he had more control over his
destiny than she did. And I know this is a
national tragedy in Amsterdam, but it's nice to have
someone on my side of the pond I can actually cheer for. |
 |
Not an easy draw though as Canada
will face Germany in the Round of 16. |
 |
There are no easy draws in the Round
of 16. Japan gets Greece and they're both at the top of
their game right now. |
 |
Might be a formality now, but let's
take a look at the board: |
Two groups down, six to go:
| |
Group A |
Pld |
W |
D |
L |
GF |
GA |
GD |
Pts |
| |
Germany |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
11 |
9 |
2 |
6 |
| |
Greece |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
6 |
| |
Russia |
3 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
4 |
| |
Hungary |
3 |
0 |
1 |
2 |
6 |
9 |
-3 |
1 |
|
| |
Group B |
Pld |
W |
D |
L |
GF |
GA |
GD |
Pts |
| |
Japan |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
13 |
7 |
6 |
6 |
| |
Canada |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
6 |
| |
Holland |
3 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
4 |
| |
Belgium |
3 |
0 |
1 |
2 |
3 |
9 |
-6 |
1 |
|
| |
Group C |
Pld |
W |
D |
L |
GF |
GA |
GD |
Pts |
| |
England |
2 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
4 |
| |
Austria |
2 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
4 |
| |
Norway |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
5 |
6 |
-1 |
3 |
| |
Korea |
2 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
5 |
8 |
-3 |
0 |
|
| |
Group D |
Pld |
W |
D |
L |
GF |
GA |
GD |
Pts |
| |
Spain |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
6 |
| |
Turkey |
2 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
4 |
| |
Latvia |
2 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
5 |
7 |
-2 |
1 |
| |
Lithuania |
2 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
3 |
6 |
-3 |
0 |
|
| |
Group E |
Pld |
W |
D |
L |
GF |
GA |
GD |
Pts |
| |
France |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
9 |
3 |
6 |
6 |
| |
Denmark |
2 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
9 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
| |
Finland |
2 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
2 |
6 |
-4 |
1 |
| |
Hong Kong |
2 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
6 |
12 |
-6 |
0 |
|
| |
Group F |
Pld |
W |
D |
L |
GF |
GA |
GD |
Pts |
| |
Egypt |
2 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
10 |
7 |
3 |
4 |
| |
Switzerland |
2 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
4 |
| |
Italy |
2 |
0 |
2 |
0 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
2 |
| |
Estonia |
2 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
3 |
8 |
-5 |
0 |
|
| |
Group G |
Pld |
W |
D |
L |
GF |
GA |
GD |
Pts |
| |
Sweden |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
10 |
2 |
8 |
6 |
| |
Iceland |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
3 |
5 |
-2 |
3 |
| |
Poland |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
4 |
7 |
-3 |
3 |
| |
Liechtenstein |
2 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
3 |
6 |
-3 |
0 |
|
| |
Group H |
Pld |
W |
D |
L |
GF |
GA |
GD |
Pts |
| |
Ukraine |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
11 |
3 |
8 |
6 |
| |
Belarus |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
3 |
| |
America |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
3 |
| |
China |
2 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
3 |
14 |
-11 |
0 |
|
Time to finish up here:
 |
And so on Day 12, we say goodbye to
Hungary, Russia, Belgium and Holland. Tomorrow's the
swan song for four more. |
 |
And we already know Lithuania and
Korea are two of them. Doesn't stop them from ruining
someone else's fun though. |
 |
Yes, tomorrow Group C and D come to
play. Spain and Turkey have it out for Group D supremacy
while a win for Latvia over neighbor Lithuania
gives him a shot at the next round if Turkey loses. |
 |
And it'll be winner-take-all in Group
C as Austria meets Norway, while Korea will try to
salvage some pride in an upset bid against group leader
England. |
 |
The drama continues tomorrow. Cuba
and I hope to see you there! G'nite! |
Well... that was unexpected. One of the cool things about letting an
impartial video game decide the winners. It's a little harrowing when something
breaks established World Cup canon, like the host nation not advancing or
Holland being eliminated in the group stage, but Germany pulled through and each
of the independent events tonight (Japan beating Holland and Canada beating
Belgium) are definitely in the realm of possibility.
The 1938 World Cup was strange not only because Cuba was in it, but
because Austria was a late scratch. Why? Because Austria "moved in" with
Germany, to use the Hetalia terminology. FIFA could have replaced them with the
team they beat in qualifying, but that would have been Latvia and that would
have just been silly.
To Be Continued
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